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Here, let me just-- hold on.
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Oh, God.
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Who threw away all this potato salad?
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- That was mine. Sorry.
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- All right, well, whatever, I'm just gonna hit you guys
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with a couple of these smiles here.
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Uh, number 22.
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"It's not a flat tire, it's a swing."
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Smile 46: "If you step on a berry,
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you just made jam."
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See, I think I've proven my point.
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You know, I can-- I can crank out
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the kind of crap you guys want, but guess what?
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You're never gonna get any of it.
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- Yeah, none of this is what we wanted, at all.
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- You know what, I'm glad I'm not moving
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to this stupid city.
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It's just filled with a bunch of sellouts
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like you, Eggleston.
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Yeah, you're all just a bunch
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of fedora-wearing phonies!
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- None of us have fedoras.
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- Buddy... you are a fedora.
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So, I wasn't able to hit Eggleston,
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but I pee-peed on his building,
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and I popped one of the interns pretty good.
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There's a warrant for my arrest in New York,
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but guess what?
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I ain't in New York.
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- So, a bunch of us read your book about death.
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- Yeah, yeah, it's-- you know, it's... bleak.
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- It was awesome.
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- I can't stop thinking about it.
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- Parts of it were, like, scary.
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- And I like the part about how, uh,
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destruction and creation are basically the same thing.
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- Oh, or the mouse trap analogy.
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That was about destruction, right?
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- No, no, it was about creation.
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- They're the same thing, idiot.
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- No, that's the thing, it's a cyclical process, right?
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- I'm dying. - Totally.
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- We're dying. Man, you dying!
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You're dying-- you got a little sister?
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She dying too!
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- Whew.
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Okay, I'm ready. Do it.
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