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I don't win.
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The other thing I figured out is the only thing
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that attracts the attention of strippers more than pity is money.
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And I brought a shitload of that. (cackling)
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- What... Charlie! - I'm gonna kill you!
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- You're blowing up my scene! - Are you crazy?
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This is the best thing that ever happened and you're ruining it!
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You come to my apartment! You lock me out!
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Take all my girls! It's not a win-win situation!
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- My thumb's on your neck. - Why can't you give me this?
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- This guy's a walker! - I'm gonna kill you.
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But I love the guy, all right?
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He's family, you know? I mean, we've been through a lot together.
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Okay? So, you know, is it wrong for me to love him?
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I don't know.
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If I have to listen to you talk about this stupid,
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goddamned stuffed elephant anymore, I'm going to punch you in the head.
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Hey! Mr. Tibbs was not just some stupid stuffed element...
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Elephant, okay? He was like a companion.
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Strip club!
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- All right. Let's go... - Strip club!
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Yeah. Let's go to the strip club.
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You're driving.
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All right.
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You know, I didn't realize that somebody
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n your condition could have so much energy.
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- Well, you gotta live, right? - God!
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You know, you... You are an amazing person.
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I'm scoring in there, and you come in there and blow everything!
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You shouldn't even be in there!
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You get your hands off my blow tube!
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CHARLIE: Go get your goddamn car and give me a ride home!
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- I'll give you a ride home! - Hey!
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(shouting) Ow, my legs!
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Oh, my legs! (groans) Frank, what are you doing?
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- Hey, Dad! CHARLIE: My broken legs!
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Why are you beating up a homeless person?
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What the hell's with the crutches?
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It's kind of a long story. I can't really go into it right now.
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Oh, yeah? Whether you like it or not...
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- Here! How about that? - Hey! Give...
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Whoo! That's right! We're going to the strip club!
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I'm gonna steal Charlie's girls at the strip club!
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I'm gonna buy you a lap dance. I'm gonna buy myself a lap dance.
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I'm gonna buy everybody at the whole strip club a lap dance.
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Whoa! Are you people all pretending to be handicapped?
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- Mind your business. - Give me the crutches back.
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- No! - Dad!