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A very bad place.
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(spraying)
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As soon as Charlie comes out, we gotta grab him,
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take him back to the bar, get him liquored up and tell him,
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"we know you got molested." - Gonna have to disagree with you.
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I think we need to ease him into it.
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(door opens) Oh, there he is.
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Okay, you know what? Dr. Gainer used to say that in situations like this,
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you have to see... - Dr. Gainer? That guy was an idiot.
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- He was not. - Yes, he was.
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Talk about molesters. That guy...
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He didn't molest me. I had sex with him 'cause I wanted to.
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- You had sex with Dr. Gainer? - Of course I did.
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- No, you had... Oh! - He was a hot older man.
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- Gross! - Okay. You know what?
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You have no room to talk. All the girls you've molested in your life.
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Don't start throwing that word around like it's meaningless, okay?
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- This is serious. - Fine.
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- Fine. - Great.
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Molester.
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(sighs)
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(doorbell rings)
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(exhales)
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- Hey, Coach Murray! - Yeah?
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It's me, Mac!
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I don't know what this shit is all about. (TV playing)
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One day the cops just roll into my classroom
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and they haul me out of there.
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And they did it right in front of my kids, too.
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- Yeah. Totally. (scoffs) - Molestation?
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I mean, please! I got so much ass back in those days.
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What the hell did I need that kind of shit for, you know?
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Oh, God, man, I hear you. So much ass, it was like... Whew!
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Oh, and you know what, to tell you the truth?
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I don't even remember who these assholes are that are accusing me.
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- Nothing special there, right? - I guess.
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Nothing special. You know, Coach, I've been working out a lot
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since grammar school. - Good for you, son.
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Yeah, it's good for you, right? You know when you get real tight,
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like, right up in here in this area here?
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- You know what I mean? - Yeah.
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No. Not here. Like right in here.
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What are you doing?
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What do you want me to do?
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All right. I... Okay.
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(exhales)
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- Oh! - That's a good shot, bud.
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Hey, tell me something, man. What's been going on with you lately?
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