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Come on.
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Now I remember how beautiful you are.
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And look at these wrinkled old hands against your young face.
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And these teeth. Look how straight and white.
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(coughing) Is there a bathroom around here?
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Yeah. Right down the hall.
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(vomits)
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CHARLIE: We're doing the right thing here, man.
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But it just seems like a waste of a perfectly good Nazi uniform.
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No. If we sell it, we run the risk of going to jail.
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And if we keep it, we don't get anything,
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so we may as well burn it. - That's true.
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- It is always fun to burn things. - Yeah, it is.
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And we probably shouldn't let Dennis know about his grandfather anyway.
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It might just screw with his head.
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- Yeah, get it going. - All right. Get on.
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(laughs)
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- So it's all in there, right? - Yeah.
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- You didn't keep anything, or... - No. Did you?
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(scoffs) - No, dude. - Okay.
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- Hey, guys. - Hey, bro.
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What's up? What you burning?
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- Burning some trash. - Awesome.
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You wanna hear what happened with that girl?
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- No. No, I don't, dude. - No?
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- No. - Come on.
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- No, I don't care. - Yeah, you do. Of course you care.
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- I don't wanna hear it! - Yeah, you do.
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You know what, bro? I'm sorry. You win. Okay?
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I give up. You won. You're the better man.
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No, you don't give up. See, I won fair and square.
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We went head-to-head, and I came out the better man,
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just as I predicted I would.
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So we went back to her house, and we made sweet, passionate love.
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- Great. - Yeah.
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Great for you. You must be really proud of yourself.
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Awesome. Your grandfather's a Nazi.
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But let me ask you a couple questions.
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(pool balls clacking)
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DENNIS: On the side. CHARLIE: You didn't do that
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on purpose otherwise that would've been a great shot.
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DENNIS: Watch this. Side pocket.
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- Holy shit! - What?
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"Christopher Murray, a teacher at St. Vincent's Elementary,
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"has been accused of sexually abusing two former students."
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St. Vincent's? That's that school you went to, right, Mac?
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- Yeah, me and Charlie. - What else does it say?
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"Murray has been the physical education teacher
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