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It was Christmas Eve last year and...
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... I was at Lionel's house, making him dinner.
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And we got to talking about the spirit of giving.
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And I said, "Lionel, why are we just talking about it?
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"Let's put the spirit into action. Let's go down to the mission."
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Lionel said, "Great. That's a great idea, Dennis."
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So we did, we went down there.
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And not only did we feed every last poor, miserable, precious soul,
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but we washed the feet of every man, woman and child there.
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In the spirit of Christ.
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And that was Lionel. Lionel Keane.
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Lionel the lion.
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- Sorry to keep you waiting. - Not a problem at all.
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- How can I help you? - We're going to make your day.
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Is that right?
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We've gotten our hands on a little something
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that we like to think is an important part of human history
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and needs to be in this museum.
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Mac, if you will.
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What in the hell is that?
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This, my friend, is an authentic Nazi officer's uniform circa 1942.
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Notice the stitching and fine attention to detail.
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Where did you get this?
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Let's just say it found its way to us and leave it at that.
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Okay. I find this offensive for so many reasons.
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I'm guessing you acquired this through illegal means.
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For me to take this from you would be an extension of that.
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And secondly, that you would expect it would "make my day"
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assumes that I'm interested in profiting
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off the murder of millions of innocent people.
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- How much will you give us for it? - Nothing.
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Nothing, or...
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I plan to call the police the minute you guys leave my office.
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- Hey, Pop-Pop. - Deandra?
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What are you doing here? Where's Dennis?
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I just came by myself.
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Well, do you know where Dennis is?
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He was supposed to be here hours ago.
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No. Pop-Pop, it's just me.
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I thought that you and I could spend some time together,
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so I brought a couple books that I could read to you.
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Okay, fine. Come here and sit down.
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Yeah.
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(clears throat) No.
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Why don't you come closer so I can get a good look at you?
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- Come here. - Okay, that's fine.
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- Sure. - Good idea.
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Come here. A little closer. Come here.
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