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with a syringe for a week
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until it got strong enough and flew away.
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- Hmm.
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- Yep.
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So I'm not a parent,
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but I get it.
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- Birds weird me out.
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- Yeah, they're filthy.
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- Anyway, I'm sorry that I missed the class intro.
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My rehearsal went long.
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- She plays cello at the Toledo Symphony Orchestra.
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- Yeah. - First chair.
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- Cellos weird me out.
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- Yeah, they're filthy.
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- See you later, Mom.
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- Oh, um, hey, why don't we hang out sometime?
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Maybe tonight? - Sure.
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Do you want to come by for dinner?
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- Ooh, I don't know.
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I was gonna eat this frozen burrito,
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but I feel like that's not gonna turn
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for another year, so yeah.
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- Um, well, do you want to take my number?
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- I'm already--
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- Oh, you're already putting it.
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419-555-0199.
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- Okay, I'll call you or I will text you.
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- Okay. We'll see which it is.
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- Okay. Bye.
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- Hi. - Hi. Hope you like pinot.
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- I do. Oh.
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Well, you left the price tag on.
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$27?
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Jeez, fancy. - Yeah.
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The guy at the liquor store offered to razor it off,
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and I said, "No, I don't want you to do that.
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I want her to know how classy I am."
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- Oh. Answer: very.
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Come in. - All right.
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Well, this smells absolutely delicious.
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- Thank you. Spaghetti Bolognese.
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It's my only specialty.
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It's kind of a hard first date food, though.
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- Yeah, there's no sexy way to eat spaghetti.
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- No. - Unless you're one of those
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Disney hobo dogs. They're pretty good at it.
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- Yeah, or one of those snobs that
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twirls their pasta on a spoon.
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