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- That is so dumb. - I thought it was the best idea.
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No, it's not at all. But you know what?
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Listen. The important thing is that you are all right.
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We decided we need to get rid of that gun.
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Yeah, we're getting rid of the gun.
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You could've been killed. Dennis could've killed you.
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Good. Yes. I think that would be for the best.
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- Dee, could you get me a nurse? - Yeah, sure.
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Tell me we're not getting rid of that gun.
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- No way! - Never.
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Sweet.
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No, he's fine. It turns out it just kind of grazed his head.
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COLIN: That's great news, babe.
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Thank you so much for calling. You are so sweet, Colin.
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I guess I'm just a sweet guy.
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- Well, I'll see you tomorrow? - You will.
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- Okay. Good night. - Dream of me.
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Idiots.
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DEE: You're being ridiculous. He's a professional football player.
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MAC: No, I'm not talking about killing the guy.
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I'm talking about going up there with a group of dudes,
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and intimidate him, maybe break his arm.
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- You can't break Tom Brady's arm. - Yes, I can.
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No more Super Bowls for that pretty boy.
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Let me tell you something with absolute honesty and concern
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for your well-being. Tom Brady would kick your ass.
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- What the hell is that? - Who locked up last night?
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- Charlie. - He needs to pay attention.
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- Who is this? - I don't know. I've never seen him.
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Can you get him out of here? He stinks.
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Let's go. My God. He shit his pants, Dee.
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I don't wanna know that. (Mac groans)
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I'm gonna poke him with this.
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Get up, old man. This isn't the American Legion. Wake up! Yo!
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- What's the matter? - He won't wake up.
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Poke him harder in his ribs.
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Wake up, old man. Wake up!
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Holy shit. That bitch is dead.
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This ought to do wonders for business.
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- How could you let this happen? - What? It's not my fault.
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The guy orders a drink, sits down,
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I don't see him again for the rest of the night.
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What are we gonna do about this booth?
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There's piss and shit everywhere. All the death germs.
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Plus, that guy was so old. Old people are gross.
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- I'll get the gasoline. - We're not gonna burn it.
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Come on, dude. You never let me burn anything.
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Maybe we should close to fumigate or something.
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