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- You are going to hell, little man! - Mmm, I don't think so.
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- That's politics, bitch. - I hate you, Charlie!
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- You ready? - I'm ready.
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Get in front of the flag and the million-dollar bill.
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Dude, you and my dad share this futon?
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No.
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No, we... No, we got a whole different situation worked out.
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- What's the situation? - It's... I sleep on the... And...
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You got the script that I wrote? Grab the script.
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I've been meaning to speak to you about this.
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I can't read these words. They're not in the right order.
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- It's good. - I think you might be dyslexic.
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- No, no! Please. Read it. - I think you might be dyslexic.
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- Read the script. - You want me to read the script?
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- Yes. And action. - All right.
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I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello, fellow American.
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"This you should vote me. I leave power. Good.
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"Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I am hot."
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What?
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"Taxes. They'll be lower, son.
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"The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia.
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"So do." This doesn't make any sense.
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Well, then just say whatever you want.
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The battery's dead. It's gone. I gotta charge it up again.
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This one piece is makin'me nervous.
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- You need to stop touching me. - This right here.
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Please stop touching me. This is really ridiculous.
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I'm stuffed in here like a jerk.
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- Deandra, you look sensational. - No, I don't.
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Just remember. Let Daddy do all the talkin'. (door opens)
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Sorry I'm late. (chuckles)
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- Jack Stanford. - Frank Reynolds.
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- This here is my daughter, Deandra. - Hi.
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Hi. Well, I never like to keep a beautiful woman waiting.
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- Oh. Thanks. - You see, uh, Mr. Stanford...
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I myself am a problem solver
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and you got a big problem on your hands.
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- I'm afraid I'm not following. - Check out the goods to my right.
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This pretty little lady is not only my daughter.
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She happens to be your biggest opponent in the election.
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- Beauty and the beast. (laughs) - You're funny.
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Let the men do the work here, Dee.
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Now we can make this problem go away
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before it becomes a more expensive problem...
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f you catch my... drift.
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Are you trying to solicit a bribe from me?
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- I don't know. Am I? - 'Cause if you are...
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... not only is that illegal and highly unethical...