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- Let's not attack my candidate. - Don't go after the jacket.
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- Shut up, Charlie. - The jacket's good.
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I can talk to my son any way I want.
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- Give him the clipboard. - No. No.
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- Clipboard belongs to the manager. - I want that clipboard.
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- Go to hell. - Oh, that was ugly.
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- That was uncalled for. - Mmm.
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Wow. That was, uh, a lot easier than I thought it was gonna be.
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- I can get a clipboard anywhere. - Yeah.
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- All right. - Don't do that.
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- I want you to run for comptroller. - What?
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I'm gonna be your campaign manager.
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We're gonna stroll right into that comptroller's office
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and solicit a bribe.
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- Forget it. I am not helping you. - Deandra, we'll get this bribe...
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and we'll shove it right in your brother's face.
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We'll screw those guys.
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I would like to shove it in his face.
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Okay.
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Okay. Now let's get you ready for the ball, Cinderella.
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- What are you doing? - The bangs, they... The five head.
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Let me get this straight. You want to try and solicit a bribe?
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Yes!
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You want my union to back your roommate
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for South Philly District 37 Comptroller?
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- Yes. Correct. - But not to win.
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- It sounds illegal. - Aw, for God sakes.
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What is with you two? Come on!
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Like, in the movies, union guys are, like, tough and shady and shit.
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- Sorry to disappoint you. - You're, like, a couple of nerds.
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All right, look. Let me take you bitches to school for a second.
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In this country, in the real world, people make money.
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Somebody is gonna make a ton of money off my roommate.
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- I want it to be you. - Let me make one thing clear.
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We are not a criminal organization.
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Why are you talking to me like I'm a jackass? I am not a ja...
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Oh. I see what you're doin'.
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(loudly) Okay. Nobody here is a criminal. No, sir.
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(whispers) I think we're speaking the same language.
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- Are we? - Oh, yeah.
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We're being listened to. Bugged. The feds. I get it.
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I read. I see movies. I understand. Okay.
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I want you to contact me at Paddy's.
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- I'm gonna get the ball rolling. - Mm-hmm.
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It's safe there.
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(loudly) Okay, gentlemen, sorry we couldn't work anything out.
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But, uh, I'm gonna go home and pay my taxes.
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Right?