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And I, I could be your wife,
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and I could spend the rest of my days making you happy.
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- Dee? - Yes.
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- It's me. - I know it's you.
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- Just please, please leave. - No, listen. Wait, wait, wait.
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I don't know what God wants for us, all right?
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But I do know God brought you into our bar,
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maybe that was just so I could say I'm sorry, but that sounds stupid.
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I don't think that's why. That's not big enough.
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He works bigger than that. Maybe his plan is for us to be together
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because he did have you come to our bar. Hey. Matty?
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- What? - Open the door.
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- No. - Matty, open the door.
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(sighs) I love you.
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- I know that. - Okay.
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- Say seven Hail Marys. - Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
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I love you.
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"When the Lord saw that he had gone over to look at the burning bush,
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"God called from within.
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"'Moses, come no closer! Remove your sandals, for...'"
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Uh, let's stop there. Why is God asking Moses to remove his sandals?
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Well, you didn't let me finish, dude.
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It's because Moses is about to walk on holy ground.
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- No, actually, it's not. - Yes, it is. That's the next line.
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"'Remove your sandals,
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"'for the place where you are standing is holy ground.'"
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But what's in between the lines?
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What's in between the lines is that he has to take off his damn sandals
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because it's sacred ground. - No! Sacred ground? Sacred ground?
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God doesn't worship the ground. God made the ground.
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And Moses is about to step near a burning bush. That is gonna be hot.
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God doesn't think Moses is gonna do it.
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"Hey, Moses, kick your shoes off.
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"Come on. Walk around a burning bush"?
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That's like asking me to take my shoes off and stand on a hot plate.
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I'm not gonna do it. Unless God asks me to.
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And then I am, just like Moses. Why? What's gonna happen to Moses?
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His feet aren't gonna get burned.
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No. God is gonna reward him with some sweet-ass shoes.
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It's like, "Oh. Oh. You risk your feet, you get some shoes."
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That's the way God works, 'cause God loves us.
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Trust in God, He'll give you shoes.
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(applauding)
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Are you kidding me? You're buying this crap? You...
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FRANK: All right. Here we go. (door closes)
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Right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot.
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Hey. What are you guys doing? Who's this?
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This crazy, drunk priest...
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