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Dennis, I think you really gotta eat.
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No, I just spaced out for a second. What's up?
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Find some coffee. We don't have a ton of time.
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Here's a confession. I'm in love with a man.
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What?
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I'm in love with a man.
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A man called God.
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Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God?
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- You betcha. -Can I talk to you, please?
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- Speaketh. - In private.
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(chuckles) Okay.
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Well, congratulations, Jim Jones.
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You found the four people on the planet
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dumb enough to listen to your shit.
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Oh, forgive him, Lord, for he know not what he say.
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Give it a rest. You're not the messiah.
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You don't know dick about the Bible.
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You know, it really sounds like somebody in this room is jealous.
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Because it's bullshit! I'm the one that wanted to become a priest.
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I'm the one that knew it was Mary. The one that should have followers.
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- Sorry, bro. You suck at it. - You wanna have a competition?
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- Like what? - A toe-to-toe on the Bible, bitch.
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Ask and ye shall receive, sucker.
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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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It has been 10 years since my last confession.
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(sighs)
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In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit,
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what's on your mind, my dear?
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I'm in love with a man that I can't have, Father.
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And he used to love me, too, but then I was really mean to him,
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and now we'll never know what could have been.
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Well, it's too late now.
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He's made a commitment that can never be broken.
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(sighs) Let's drop this act, Matty.
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Listen, I think I have really strong feelings for you.
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- Dee, please don't do this. - You know what?
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It just seems like some kind of cruel joke.
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I mean, you wanted me once, and now that you can have me...
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And, oh, Matty, I mean you could really, really have me.
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You don't want it anymore?
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Well, God has a plan for everybody.
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- Well, that seems dumb. - Well, it's not. It's God's plan.
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Yeah, well, God's plan sucks this time. You know why?
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- 'Cause I think I love you. - Don't say that, Dee.
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I have to say it, and I'm gonna tell you why.
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Because if I don't say it, I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life.
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Okay, maybe that's not "God's plan" or whatever. I don't care.
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I want you to know something. I love you.
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