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We're gonna make him a deadbeat dad.
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- Hold up, wouldn't he have to be a dad first?
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Dan, you're great at this class.
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- So I was looking for dirt on Miles,
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and I found an old photograph of us together
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with this girl, Theresa, that he had a fling with.
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Now, if he had gotten her pregnant without realizing it,
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then their child would now be,
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oh, about your age.
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What're you do-- Anthony?
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Pass the photo around.
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Well, look at it first.
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Never mind-- anyway--
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One of you is gonna bring this photo to Miles
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and say that that's your mom,
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and that you're his kid that he abandoned.
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Voila. Deadbeat dad.
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And the best part is, you're gonna tell him this
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right before he walks on stage in Detroit for a TED Talk.
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It's gonna totally mess with his head.
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It's gonna ruin his presentation.
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The only question that remains is,
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Which one of you can most convincingly
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play the role of Miles' kid?
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Let me see what you guys got.
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- I've missed you ever since I was a--
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- Too slow. Too slow.
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Okay, Heather. You're face to face with Miles.
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What're you gonna do?
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- Well, hey there, big daddy.
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- Nope. Mm-mm, wrong tone.
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- Am I the only one who feels like making Miles think
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he has a kid might be going a little too far?
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- Miles is lame.
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He deserves everything that's coming to him.
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He's peddling these fake philosophies
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to the ignorant masses and he knows better.
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- Yes. Devin gets it.
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This is exactly what I've been talking about.
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Okay, Devin. So...
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Tell me how you break the news to him.
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- Miles, you're my dad, and you suck.
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- There's our guy, right there. The Prince of Darkness is back.
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I love it. I'm gonna need to confiscate
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that knife from you, though, bud.
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Uh, I think I've let things get a little bit
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too loose around here.
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Go ahead and finish crossing the A
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