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and I'm getting kicked out on the street. All right.
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Jesus. You can start.
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MAC: These are wristbands, and these are safety pins.
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I want everybody to insert their safety pin into their wristband,
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sharp side out.
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All right, if you come down right on the top part
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and smash down with all your weight,
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you'll break the kid's foot in three places.
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What if I get hurt?
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That's a good question. Now as long as you hurt the other kid
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as bad or worse than he hurts you,
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you'll have done your job, and I'll be proud of you.
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Look how good he is with those kids.
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You like that, huh? (sighs)
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Tell you what. I'll be right back.
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Okay, here we go. Lay it up. (groans)
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Shoot it up. Let's see. Whoo. Very nice.
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Okay, everybody take five. Chris, come on over here a minute.
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I'm gonna talk to you. Let's see.
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Go on over there. You go... You guys go.
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Now listen. Clearly, you're the best player on the team.
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All right? Now I wanna give you a couple lessons
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that maybe Coach Dennis hasn't covered with you.
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Lesson number one, winnin' ain't everything.
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Lesson two, do you own a bike?
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Hey.
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- Dennis, hey. - Hey.
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(laughs I haven't seen you in a while.
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You haven't come by the coffee shop.
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Uh, yeah.
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Um, so I know that it was kind of... It got weird after the...
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- Right. - When we...
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Um...
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Anyway, I thought maybe we could spend some time together again.
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Um, haven't you been spending a lot of time with Charlie lately?
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I'm helping him get sober.
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Right. Well, good. That's a good thing.
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- Thank you. - Yeah.
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So I don't want to get in the middle of thaT.
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So we shouldn't talk at all while that's going on.
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Oh.
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- Good. All right. I'll see you. - What... You will see me.
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- I'll see you. - Yep, yep, yep, yep.
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- Charlie, this isn't working out. - Huh?
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I don't wanna be your sponsor anymore.
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It's starting to get in the way of my personal life.
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(scoffs) What are you talkin' about?
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I only offered to be your sponsor
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