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I think I'd rather split you two up.
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(chattering)
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Charlie. Hi.
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Hey. Wow. I didn't know you were in AA.
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- Yeah. - Where were you sitting?
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I, um, kind of slumped down in my seat
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when I heard your name so you wouldn't see me.
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Right.
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Listen. I didn't realize you were an alcoholic.
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It actually explains a lot of your past behavior.
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Check this out. I'm not an alcoholic.
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See, I have to be here 'cause the court...
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- I threw this flaming bag of feces. - Okay, okay, okay.
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You don't have to give me explanations. I understand.
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I've maybe been a little too judgmental of you.
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I mean, I know what it feels like to have alcohol run your life.
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- Doesn't run my life. - And I... I want to maybe help you.
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Are you saying you want to go out on a date with me?
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- No. No, Charlie. - No?
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I don't... I never want to go out on a date with you.
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Great.
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What I'm saying is maybe I could be your sponsor.
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Oh!
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But you can't ever hit on me.
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- No. - Because that's never gonna happen.
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- Yeah, I heard. You said that. - Okay.
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- So, sponsor. That's cool, yeah. - Okay. Okay.
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- I wrote down my phone number. - Wow.
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Please, Charlie. Please don't make me regret giving this to you.
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No, absolute... Absolutely not.
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No, this'll be a platonic sponsor-sponsoree kind of a thing.
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Great.
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Oh. No shit! I was so close.
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All right, kids, kids. Uh...
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Why don't you line up on this free throw line over here?
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All righty. Uh...
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You, you, you, you and you,
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come over here.
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All right.
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Now the rest of you kids can go with those two losers right there.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell's goin' on over here?
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- Pickin' my team. - No. No, you can't take all...
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- I can't pick the... - You can't pick all...
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- What should I not pick? - You know exactly what you've done.
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- Okay, everybody back. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's my team!
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- No, we're startin' over. - All right. Fine. But I pick first.
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Fine.
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- You. - You.