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And making crazy bets about absolutely nothing at all, Dad.
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You know what? If you don't go, me and Mac and Charlie,
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gonna sell our portion of the bar. - No, we're not.
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- Just back me up on this. - No, I can't really back you up.
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Why can't you just back me up on this?
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(shouts in Vietnamese) - You guys...
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(shouts) (shouts in Vietnamese)
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- Screw this. I'm out of here. - That just blew my mind.
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That was incredible.
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So today's speaker is David,
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for those of you who are new to the program.
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I know a number of you have heard David's story before.
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But a few of you haven't. I'm sure you'll find David's story...
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... has a lot of relevance to your situation. (bottle clinks)
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Uh, anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and...
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We have a late arrival here. (laughs)
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Hi. Do you want to introduce yourself?
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- Me? - Mm-hmm.
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- Oh. I'm Charlie. ALL: Hi, Charlie.
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- Here. Have a seat down front. - Oh. No. Okay.
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I knew this would happen. I'm not an alcoholic, actually.
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Yeah, I'm only here 'cause I got a little drunk,
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and I threw a flaming bag of feces into a building
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and I burnt it down a little bit. You know?
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But I wasn't trying to burn it down.
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I was trying to make the place smell real bad and get rid of this guy.
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So... This guy knows what I'm talking about.
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Look, uh, Charlie, the first step to recovery
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s simply admitting that you have a problem.
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I'm not an alcoholic, so it's cool.
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He was drinking a beer when he came in.
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Oh, my... Dude! Oh, dude, how are you gonna...
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Really? (scoffs)
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I thought you were cool, man, like...
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MAC: Sorry, I'm not gonna sell my piece of the bar.
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- You're being a dick about this. - I'm being a dick?
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What do you want me to do, get another job?
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Well, try to think where I'm coming from in all this.
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- I'm coming from a selfish place? - Just shut your mouth.
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- Shut you the mouth. - Can I help you?
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Yeah, we are here as part of our community service.
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Always a bunch of clowns.
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- Excuse me? - All right.
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We need volunteers for our Sunday basketball league.
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You're gonna be coaching the teams.
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I got two positions left,
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so I'm gonna have to put two of you together.
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Great. Dennis and I will coach a team.
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