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and you get 120 hours of community service?
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Now this says that I gotta work with kids.
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- Yeah, me too. - I don't like kids.
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- I don't wanna work with 'em. - I don't have time for this.
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- Yeah, I have 248 hours of, uh... - Interstate.
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Inter... Interstate.
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- Sanitation. Jesus Christ! - What is that... What is that?
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That's the guys with the orange vests who pick up trash.
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Oh, my God! And then what is this about the AA?
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- Alcoholics Anonymous. - For...
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- Six... months - Oh, my God.
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- That is so unfair! - What do you expect, Charlie?
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Why would you tell the judge you were drunk?
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- 'Cause I was drunk, Dee. - But why would you say that?
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I thought that would get me off the hook.
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That was dumb, wasn't it?
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I would rather pay a huge fine than have to give back to the community.
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- Holy shit! Look at this bill! - What?
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Those mimosas were like eight bucks a pop, Charlie.
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- Are you serious? - Well, you had like seven of 'em.
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Uh-oh.
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- I'm not paying for your mimosas. - No way!
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- I didn't bring enough money. - I don't have enough money.
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You don't have any money? What are you... Are you serious?
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Ah! Ah!
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(chattering)
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FRANK: Good. Good. Good. Go ahead. Go ahead.
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(traditional Asian music playing)
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(chattering continues)
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- I know what it is. - We can't go back.
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(chattering continues)
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I fold. Deal me out. Hey. Hey, gang, what's the action?
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- What's going on here? - Asians love gambling.
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- You know these guys? - Yeah. From 'Nam.
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- You were in Vietnam? - Don't get excited, Mac, all right?
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He was in Vietnam 10 years ago on a business trip.
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Beautiful country.
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Dad, please get these guys out of here.
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They're really weird and scary-looking.
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Hey, I own half this bar, too.
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You know what. You can't just come in here
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and start running our lives like this. It's not fair.
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- Wanna bet? - What?
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- Would you like to bet on it? - On what?
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- Whether or not it's fair? - Sure. Bet on whatever.
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You know what? This is exactly why I don't wanna work with him.
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- You know what I mean? - Yes.
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Because you start doing crazy shit like this all the time...
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