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You guys should come down here more often you know,
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you should see this as a new era for Reynholm Industries.
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"A new era for Reynholm Industries!"
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Do you know what! If you want to hear something really funny,
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a really funny story,
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you should hear what happened to Moss and I,
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when we were so drunk in Amsterdam
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that Moss lost his glasses!
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Come here! Come here!
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Tell them that story about when we were drunk in Amsterdam.
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Yeah yeah yeah! Oh it's brilliant!
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Oh this a great story, you're gonna love it!
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I'm just gonna get another box of wine!
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– Well, one night, we were really drunk. – Yeah.
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And huh, we were so drunk that we decided to hire prostitutes.
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And when they arrived to the hotel, we were too scared to do anything,
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so we brought them to the fair.
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Oh really nice! In the end, they only charged us half.
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But we did have to pay for all the rides.
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Oh isn't that just the best story?
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You told me to never tell that story to anyone.
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Well, what're you talking about? That's a brilliant story!
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And then you nearly walked into the canal!
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Has it got to that part with the boatman?
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Do you mean the story when I lost my glasses?
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What story did you think I mean?
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What did you say?! What did you say?!
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It's all right for you two.
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You're used to being social social piranhas...
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I'm a very popular person usually.
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That girl earlier, that tried to beat me to death with her shoes,
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did anybody get her number?
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That was a nice day the fair, wasn't it?
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With Brandy and Crystal!
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Yeah. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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The IT Crowd - 1x02 - Calamity Jen
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Has this... ever happened to you?
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From today, dialling 999 won't get you the emergency services.
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And that's not the only thing that's changing.