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Hope this doesn't embarrass you Jen,
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but I found the best thing to do with the new employee
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is to size them up with a long hard stare.
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– First day! – Yes!
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– Scary...? – Yes...
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– Don't be scared! – I'm not really scared.
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– Well I'm a little bit scared. – What? Don't be!
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I'm... really looking forward to...
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– Getting to grips with the... – I'm gonna put you in I.T.
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Because you said on your CV you had a lot of experience with computers.
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I did say that on my CV yes.
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I have lots of experience with the whole...
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computer... thing you know, e-mails...
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sending e-mails, receiving e-mails, deleting e-mails...
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– I could go on. – Do!
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The Web... Using mouse... mices... using mice.
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Clicking... double clicking...
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the computer screen of course, the keyboard...
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the bit that goes on the floor down there...
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– The hard drive? – Correct.
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Well, you certainly seem to know your stuff.
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That settles. Got a good feeling about you Jen!
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And they need a new manager.
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So... the people I'll be working with, what're they like?
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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OK, well, the button on the side, is it glowing?
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Yeah, you need to turn it on!
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The button, turns it on?!
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Yeah... You... Yeah...
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You do know how a button works, don't you?
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Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
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No, no! There you go! No there you go, I just heard it come on.
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No no, that's the music you hear when it comes on.
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No, that's the music you hear when...
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I'm sorry, are you from the past?!
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See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table.
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So it's not safe to unload it,