Scrubs (2001)

Season 5, Episode 1 — My Intern's Eyes

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Since my apartment's roof collapsed, I was living at a hotel.
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Since my apartment's roof collapsed, I was living at a hotel.
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But that's not the only thing that's changed around here.
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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Now that I'm an attending, I'm a licensed badass.
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Now that I'm an attending, I'm a licensed badass.
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Elliot actually works at a different hospital.
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Elliot actually works at a different hospital.
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She's trying to lay low at first.
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And Turk and Carla are trying to make a baby.
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Here you go, baby.
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Here you go, baby.
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I know you love foreplay, but I only have five minutes,
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I know you love foreplay, but I only have five minutes,
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so I made you a sandwich.
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That's the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
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That's the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
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- Over here, Turk. - My bad, baby.
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- Over here, Turk. - My bad, baby.
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Yep! Life was different.
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Hey! Did you take my Porsche from the valet?
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Hey! Did you take my Porsche from the valet?
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This didn't feel like my scooter.
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Ow!
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Look, no harm done. Here are your driving glasses,
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Look, no harm done. Here are your driving glasses,
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here's your driving scarf and here your driving gloves.
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here's your driving scarf and here your driving gloves.
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Fine, here's your driving sock.
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Fine, here's your driving sock.
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I didn't care, because now that I'm an attending,
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I'd picked out a whole new look.
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I'd picked out a whole new look.
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- Good morning, colleague.
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- Good morning, colleague.
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- Oh, absolutely not.
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What, Tall, Dark and Scary?
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What, Tall, Dark and Scary?
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I can wear whatever the hell I...
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- What are you doing?
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- This is my new imaginary warning light.
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- This is my new imaginary warning light.
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Whenever it starts blinking, a situation has ten seconds
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to resolve itself
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before I flash white with rage and kill someone.
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One, two, three, four...
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One, two, three, four...
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...seven, eight, nine and ten.
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I had a little trouble getting my Baby Gap T-shirt off.
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