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If they don't, you show them the door.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#391
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And if somebody dies, you get the autopsy.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#392
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Get it by rounds tomorrow morning
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#393
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or I'll be scratching your name off my chart. Are we clear?
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#394
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[demonic voice] Answer me!
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#395
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Crystal clear.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#396
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Great, sport.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#397
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[beeper]
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#399
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...then who's the good guy?
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#400
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Car accident. Crashed in the elevator on the way up.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#401
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Gotta relieve the pressure on his chest. J.D., do it.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#402
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Oh, God, no.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#403
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Look at me. You can do this.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#404
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- And I believed him. - [squeaky] Chest tube tray.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#405
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You know, kind of.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#406
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Come on, baby, let's go. Chop chop.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#407
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J.D., cut him or lose him.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#409
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Okay, give me the tube.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#410
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I can't get through the pleura.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#411
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Don't be gentle, get it in there.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#412
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Okay, connect it, please, Carla.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#413
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- Normal rhythm. - [laughs] No way.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#414
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Nay? It's a piece of cake. It's your patient.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#415
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You're leaving?
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#416
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That's your patient, doctor.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#417
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Good.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#418
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- That's enough. - Sorry.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#419
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It's a very big moment for me.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#420
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You finally off?
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#422
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Almost. I have one more really annoying thing I gotta do.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#423
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If it's the Burski autopsy, I called the family
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#424
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and they said fine, and to thank you, and I'm sorry.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#425
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They didn't say that last part, I did.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#426
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I forgive her.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#428
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I'm a dork. A dork. I'm a dork.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#430
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Bambi, get out while you still can.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#433
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You know, what the hell.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#434
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I'm the man.
Scrubs
S01E01 — My First Day
#437
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And yet, just after two weeks,
Scrubs
S01E02 — My Mentor
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Catheters, chest tubes, IVs,
Scrubs
S01E02 — My Mentor
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Are you? If you have time to listen to music,
Scrubs
S01E02 — My Mentor
#8
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then I assume you have time to finish your paperwork.
Scrubs
S01E02 — My Mentor
#9
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♪ Having a good time... ♪
Scrubs
S01E02 — My Mentor
#10
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Keep moving.
Scrubs
S01E02 — My Mentor
#11
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♪ No, I know ♪
Scrubs
S01E02 — My Mentor
#13
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♪ I'm no Superman ♪
Scrubs
S01E02 — My Mentor
#14
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♪ I'm no Superman ♪
Scrubs
S01E02 — My Mentor
#15
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How's it goin'?
Scrubs
S01E02 — My Mentor
#17
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