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It's my first day.
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Could you go drop an NG tube on the patient in 234
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and call the attending if the lavage is positive?
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...I don't know Jack.
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♪ I'm no Superman ♪
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So this is my story.
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I'm supposed to be up in intensive care.
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Good, we just turfed him there.
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but orientation yesterday...
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The hospital doesn't wanna be sued.
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Being sued is not a good thing.
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- Hey, Turk? - What's up?
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You know how I'm totally down with the rap music?
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Dude, be whiter.
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Here's the thing. Tupac, DMX, Dr. Dre,
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in most of their songs, these artists use an extremely volatile racial slur...
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- The "N" word. - I got it.
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Right. My question is this: if we're both singing along,
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and knowing otherwise I would never use the word,
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- am I allowed to say... - No.
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That's good for me to know. I didn't know that.
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Finally, doctors, if there is a mistake,
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don't admit it to the patient.
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Of course, if the patient is deceased, and you're sure,...
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you can feel free to tell him or her... anything.
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[laughs nervously]
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Hey, I found us an apartment.
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Okay, gang, I'm Dr. Bob Kelso, and I'm your Chief of Medicine,
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so I just want to encourage you all to think of me as your safety net.
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Because I promise you, we're a family here.
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Now, then, go get 'em, doctors.
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The surgical interns are gonna go grab a beer.
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The medical interns are having a Pac-Man tournament.
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Apparently, we're all twelve.
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I love Pac-Man.
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Me, too. I love watching it, I, I, I love playing it,
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I love all of it.
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- I'm Elliot. - [as E.T.] Ell-i-ot...
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Yeah, don't do that.
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I'm J.D. This is Turk.
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Elliot, are you medical or surgical?
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[thinks] Ha-ha! Hello.
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Every male in my family is a doctor.
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My dad, granddad, brother. That's why Dad gave me a guy's name,