🎲 Surprise Me

Results (2624)

ed061ca5-be6a-4f2c-bcf8-b8b663a66792.gif
– I'll call you a cab. – No, no, it's fine.
3dd2c374-265f-4417-8b50-c31bc511b9fe.gif
– Taxi! – I'll get my bus.
847d73de-2e38-47d6-a30c-0f30fdb899cc.gif
Don't be stupid, it's cold. Taxi!
dacb1348-ced6-4b17-831e-597e4e1c908a.gif
– Here. – Oh God.
f1d16f3f-7761-4a77-a0f8-164597b9054c.gif
Here you can have your 20 back.
392dfa77-c3af-417a-af9f-d77219ef4093.gif
I don't really think the bet proved anything. Taxi!
45afa435-1906-4917-a824-263a719e5fd1.gif
– I just want... – Nice date!
f47e7afb-105f-47a7-ba16-4d547438f991.gif
Just a lonely loner walking a lonely road.
f52ad9a0-6277-4e56-813f-4eda0d9c104e.gif
My name is Maurice Moss. Or Moss for short.
31a42b1b-cdce-4f02-9ebd-c21ce9285786.gif
Sorry about the sound quality
03add92b-2e10-445c-b72e-9673ebc3fb19.gif
but I'm having to do this in the toilet of my mom's house.
24932b4f-fe98-4672-b1af-7f29d1b05025.gif
She's watching Diagnosis Murder at full volume.
adafba8e-f368-4b28-bde3-e631aa5ad8a6.gif
And it drives me up the wall.
74226fbb-f5dd-4283-9edd-6677bb3502d7.gif
Don't worry, though. I'm sitting on the toilet but I'm not using it.
9fef324c-2bb4-4403-bb15-605610ea75ff.gif
– Moss? – Yes?
26d4f7db-76b5-4e18-8329-a6612ec79c91.gif
What you doing in there?
7ed9d10d-23f2-43c6-af9f-75d784fb2bd8.gif
Number 2s, leave me alone!
1c1ef4fc-0bc5-4d37-9252-afb1df1dc0b7.gif
Don't forget to flush the toilet.
a2d20379-83f5-4f80-8492-856853ddfe1d.gif
Don't clog it up like you usually do.
06dfd352-98a8-447c-bc9f-3cef129dfb83.gif
I know! Just stop doing this! You're always doing this!
87e51fad-abbd-4b82-a1ec-eaa20cbda0d5.gif
You're making it going back in!
32b0af23-180e-4988-a777-13ed837be7fc.gif
"We don't need no education!"
ad2fe31c-6e65-4135-b8d0-adbb99accbd7.gif
You've just used the double negative.
83494ee4-910f-4360-805b-fe90688060df.gif
Your eyes, something's wrong with your eyes.
304996a0-2558-4e4a-a109-9c6e5fb2afeb.gif
No... I have a new cup.
85cf6e76-05ae-4ca7-8f0f-954543dc3c44.gif
What's wrong with my eyes?
5b0c8310-cbf8-437d-a8a1-503f6efbee0a.gif
It's not very distinctive, is it?
76273577-6956-4275-8100-8928c582f3b5.gif
How's anyone supposed to know it's yours?
5417f04b-e26b-42f4-bc01-76fef695727c.gif
There's a picture of me on it.
3633cbce-f30a-4fd9-9f0f-aae0478d0398.gif
– Yes there is. – No there isn't!
d4826cb7-9404-4292-8fdf-d9894dd0a674.gif
– Moss! – Yes there is.
bf56a3c9-78f9-462b-a179-60db3f653c66.gif
I'm sick of my things going walk about.
5f1d48c4-f2f7-4990-8d6d-b2a8b91f689e.gif
With this picture,
0c9eda84-eee8-4aef-b77c-07f595a4c6c7.gif
everyone knows that a certain Mr. Moss might be looking for his cup...
2aeb8c32-5615-4b08-970c-ed584af3c4ef.gif
There is nothing on the cup!
177be5d1-75d3-4a85-b821-52de11a8ba07.gif
Wrangle with him and you'll find your handful my friend.
49e30391-5c09-4815-9c8b-83c9c0786303.gif
Wrangle! With who?
2a00231c-e0a8-4eb7-a88e-93234510cce9.gif
There's no one there!
ff63f61c-0670-4d60-8e26-d45c2544b83c.gif
– Morning. – Morning.