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- Hey! - What the hell, man?
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Should we settle up?
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I'll settle up.
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Yeah, whenever you accidentally domino stuff over,
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there's always a biker gang that's mad about it.
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[crowd shouting]
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Quick! Down this alley!
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[♪ cartoon music playing]
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[gasping] Oh, no!
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There's no way out. We're trapped.
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You've only made things worse.
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You should know by now,
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there's only one way out of a Chinese prison.
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No. Rat out someone else.
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There he is! Famous pro-Tibet activist, Richard Gere!
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[chuckling] What? I mean... Thank you. I'm flattered, but, what?
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Sorry, Chris. When you download TikTok,
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one of the terms and conditions is that
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the Chinese government can just arrest you whenever.
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We have had quite the Chinese adventure, Stewie.
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And I think I might just have my next screenplay idea.
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He's not gonna write [bleep].
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Well, my friend, we both have crummy in-laws.
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My parents throw you in the dryer. Yours put us in a labor camp.
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But if there's one thing I do know,
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no matter where we're from, or where we are,
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or who does or doesn't give us their blessing,
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my home is where you are.
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And your home is where I am.
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And now I also know where your blanket hog thing comes from.
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I... No, Rupert, I didn't know that "blanket hog" is a Taiwanese slur
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for the mainland Chinese.
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How would I know that?
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But I didn't know that it's racist, so how could...
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I already apologized, by implication.
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[sighs] Fine. I'm sorry you were needlessly offended by my innocent use
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of an obscure regional racism.
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So, that's why I cheated on Rupert with my octopus.
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Yeah, that seems fine. I don't really care.
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Hey, do you have another credit card?
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'Cause the one I have on file isn't working.
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So, Peter, Lois, did you miss us while we were gone?
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Oh, we didn't even notice.