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"What does a conductor actually do?"
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#355
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"Why couldn't the best musicians in the world,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#356
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who are trained at Juilliard,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#357
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play music without some maniac waving a stick in front of them?"
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#358
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"Why are people who hold and wave sticks so tormented?"
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#359
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"How do you think Tár chose her stick? Please explain in essay form."
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#360
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Well, at least this is the only movie we have to watch about a conductor.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#361
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And after lunch you'll be watching Maestro.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#362
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You monster!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#363
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[laughs maniacally]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#364
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I can't take much more of this, Brian. We have to break out of here.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#365
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And I think I have an idea.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#366
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I don't know, an escape attempt could be dangerous.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#367
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Maybe we just wait for Peter and Lois to come get us out.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#368
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That'll be quite a wait.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#369
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Right now they're at Virtual Dave & Busters.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#370
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Ooh, Peter, let's order another plate of warm mozzarella sticks on brown lettuce!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#371
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Sounds good, Lois.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#372
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You do that while I go stare at women's butt cracks
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#373
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on the motorcycle games.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#374
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Hi, I like how your drink is very blue.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#375
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Hey, is it true that Dave shot Buster, then shot himself?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#376
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All right, Brian, here's the plan.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#377
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Each of these panels is coated with a highly-polarized carbon glass.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#378
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But if we can reverse the glass, it'd form a concave mirror.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#379
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And indeed, these components are modular.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#380
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So, if we target the fence with those mirrors reflecting the sun's rays,
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#381
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we'll need a total of 1,400 centigrade, give or take.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#382
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it should compromise the structural integrity--
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#383
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[Brian] Come on.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#384
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[panting]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#385
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My plan had science in it, but fine, let's do it the dirty dog way.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#386
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[grunts]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#387
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[guard over PA] Escape in progress! Escape in progress!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#388
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[cellphone dings over PA]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#389
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Es-cape, uh...
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#390
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[chuckles over PA]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#391
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Escape in progress!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#392
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[alarm blaring]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#393
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[both groan]
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#394
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Where do we go?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#395
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Over here! Through the village of Chinese stereotypes!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#396
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There's still some we haven't done?
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#397
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That way! Through the obligatory Chinese New Year parade!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#398
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No, over there!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#399
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Where that old man with a wispy beard sells mythical creatures!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#400
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No time! Let's just hide behind those terracotta soldiers!
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#401
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Whoops.
Family Guy
S23E11 — China Doll
#402
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