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Wishing he was me ♪
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With a glass of pee ♪
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♪ Then he goes to school
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Where he's stupid again ♪
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♪ And everybody hates him
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Even all his friends ♪
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Then the battle is on ♪
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♪ So this rap goes out
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To stupid Vaughn ♪
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PLAYING OVER KEYBOARD]
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So then the guy says
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to the housekeeper:
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"Make sure she's dead."
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Would've been nice
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The housekeeper says,
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"We don't have a pool."
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And the guy says--
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Just a reminder,
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the championship tomorrow
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versus City College.
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Go, Human Beings.
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Great, now I gotta start
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the whole joke over again.
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No! I've got one for you.
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A doddering old fool
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walks into a bar,
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tells a stupid joke,
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and I crush his windpipe
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with my three-ringed binder.
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I don't get it.
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off your pointy face.
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I think you should.
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You lose weight,
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your skin looks great.
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I appreciate your support,
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but I've got to quit.
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about hypnotherapy?
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Ten-to-one says it's him.
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Can you help me
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block out people's voices
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I find extremely annoying?
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Jeff, she's right there.
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I would be grateful