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Season 1, Episode 9 — Debate 109

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Show: Community
Episode title: Debate 109
Air date: November 12, 2009
Director: Joe Russo
Top billed cast: Joel McHale, Gillian Jacobs, Alison Brie, Donald Glover, Yvette Nicole Brown, Danny Pudi
As Jeff is drafted to help lead Greendale's debate team against the formidable City College, Abed's film-class projects appear to predict the future.
Source: TMDB
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So then the guy says
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to the housekeeper:
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"Make sure she's dead."
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Would've been nice
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27 minutes ago.
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The housekeeper says,
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"We don't have a pool."
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And the guy says--
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Just a reminder,
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the championship tomorrow
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versus City College.
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Go, Human Beings.
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Great, now I gotta start
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the whole joke over again.
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No! I've got one for you.
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A doddering old fool
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walks into a bar,
walks
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tells a stupid joke,
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and I crush his windpipe
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with my three-ringed binder.
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I don't get it.
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off your pointy face.
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I think you should.
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You lose weight,
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your skin looks great.
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I appreciate your support,
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but I've got to quit.
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You thought
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about hypnotherapy?
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Ten-to-one says it's him.
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Can you help me
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block out people's voices
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I find extremely annoying?
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Jeff, she's right there.
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Pierce,
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I would be grateful
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for your help.
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You would? Super.
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I'll set it up.
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What? I feel bad for him.
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Oh.
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Wow. Wow.
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Have you seen
seen
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What do you think?
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All of Abed's films
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are about us.
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TROY: Check it out.
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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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What else is new?
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Hola.
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Why are you living
living
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out of your car?
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That's eerie.
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Fine, it's true.
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I'm living out of my car.
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We had that
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But Abed posted
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this video two weeks ago.
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This is wrinkling my brain.
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Hi. I'm Pierce Hawthorne.
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Oh, come on.
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[THE 88'S
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♪ I can't count the reasons
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I should stay ♪
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There he is.
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I hang on every word.
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Correct.
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I'm barely listening now.
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Jeffrey, as debate coach,
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to spend a night
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drinking from the cup of life
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rather than romancing
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your nether regions.
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to really stick it
stick
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to those City College snobs
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Mmm. Pass.
pass
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Listen, jerk wad.
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is gay.
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Free meals?
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I'll do it
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for the parking space.
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If you promise
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not to tell me what you mean.
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WHITMAN: All right. Yeah.
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Pierce, thank you.
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I appreciate you
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helping me out.
helping
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And I appreciate
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the opportunity.
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Sometimes I think
sometimes
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and tell me
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No. Just checking the time.
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[WATCH CLATTERS]
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Close your eyes,
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keep them closed.
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And listen to the soothing
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sound of my voice.
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The only word
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that will bring you out is
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"gorilla."
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of your own breathing.
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[♪♪♪]
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to light up a cigarette
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Bad tasting food,
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sex with men,
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and--
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Oh, God,
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Somebody help me.
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Oh! Britta, wake up.
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Damn my talents. Aah!
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The topic for the debate is,
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"Are people inherently good
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or evil?"
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When do you want
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How was hypnotherapy?
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to make him feel
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♪ Wah-waah ♪
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Where's Abed? Need to talk
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about his films.
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He is prescient.
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He can read minds.
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[BOTH GASP]
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I know what you'll say.
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Watched my movies?
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Get him.
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Not a witch, a student
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of human character.
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Like, Shirley,
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I know you're a sweet,
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ABED:
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Here, check this out.
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Yeah.
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Jeff's character acts
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like nothing affects him.
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Things bother him
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more than he lets on.
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Gaah!
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He's also very vain.
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Ridiculous.
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ALL:
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Ohh.
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[TROY'S CHARACTER CRYING]
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I hurt my leg. Ah!
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[♪♪♪]
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What up, happy people?
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evil wizard.
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demonstrates, man,
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will descend
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into chaos and evil.
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Jeremy Simmons.
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[CHEERING]
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STUDENTS [CHANTING]:
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Jeremy. Jeremy.
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Jeremy. Jeremy.
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There were 23,000
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kidney donations
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in America last year.
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Man is good.
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for a man in a community
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is 23 years longer
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than a man alone.
alone
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Man is good.
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And just 10 minutes ago,
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a bald, bespectacled man
bald
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held the door
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for a man in a wheelchair.
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Man is good.
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Oh. I hate this guy.
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By the end of this debate
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I will prove
prove
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with facts and data
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[CHEERING]
cheering
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with my mother.
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JEFF:
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This feels so formal.
feelsformal
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Let's just talk.
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People are evil.
evil
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They can't help it.
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I didn't catch your name.
catchname
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Take Jean here.
jean
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She spent a lot of time
spent
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this morning
morning
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Tell me, how many people
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told you how great you look?
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Man is evil.
evil
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But you just said
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how great I looked.
looked
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For my own selfish purposes.
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The fact is,
fact
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as hot as you look
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and it is quite hot,
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When I talk about people
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being evil,
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I could cite quotes
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or dig up statistics,
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but those are just words
words
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and numbers.
numbers
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I think we could have
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a little more fun
fun
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ALL:
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♪ Evil woman ♪
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♪ Evil woman ♪
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That's my time, everybody.
everybody
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Thank you very much. Yeah.
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[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
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At the end of round one.
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City College, 50.
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Greendale, eight.
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[♪♪♪]
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JEFF:
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I got eight?
eight
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She got eight.
eight
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You got zero.
zero
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Nice work, L.A. Law.
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All sizzle, no steak.
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I'm doing this
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Let's go, boys.
boys
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I wanna see some hustlers.
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By Zeus.
zeus
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We reserved the gym
reserved
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for practice so...
practice
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Yup, they reserved it.
reserved
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Okay,
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The debate is suspended
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until tomorrow.
tomorrow
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Hopefully, by then
hopefully
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COACH:
coach
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When are we getting together
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to prepare for tomorrow?
preparetomorrow
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Never. Because it's stupid
stupid
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and I don't care.
care
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Bite me.
bite
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Maybe Simmons is right.
simmons
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and no steak.
steak
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What do you mean?
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No.
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Abed is right,
abed
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you act like things
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Six months ago
months
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I used to say stuff
stuffused
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Now I'm losing
losing
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Hey, Winger.
winger
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You like to sing?
sing
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I like to sing too.
sing
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♪ Zero for Winger ♪
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Kick that.
kick
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♪ Was a big shot lawyer ♪
lawyershot
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♪ Now he's a loser ♪
loser
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Lay off. Jeff didn't
jeff
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understand the rules.
rules
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Yeah? What's your excuse,
excuse
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eight points?
eightpoints
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♪ Little Annie Adderall
annie
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No, you're right,
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my feet are long and stupid.
feetstupid
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You can't unring that bell.
bell
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Oh, no.
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What do you need a paper for?
paper
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you Magic Eight Ball.
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Pierce hurt his leg.
hurtpierce
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Britta made Troy cry.
brittatroy
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What's my destiny?
destiny
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Am I gonna die in a car?
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feel better,
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[SHIRLEY SCREAMING]
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Were-- No. Were...
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Sorry, is that me being
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chased down by a werewolf?
chased
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The situation being me
situation
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being chased by a werewolf?
chased
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And that's Jeff
jeff
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locking lips with Annie?
annielipslocking
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You're a fool.
fool
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into prisoners and guards.
guardsprisoners
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Ugh!
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It's a stress headache.
headachestress
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Get to used to it.
used
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You're knee-deep in it.
deepknee
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This is debate.
debate
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If you wanna win,
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you need to prepare.
prepare
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Oh, my gosh.
gosh
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You're right.
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Simmons is so good
simmons
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to sell his points
pointssell
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and here I am,
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like a spinster librarian
librarianspinster
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with my hair pulled back.
hairpulled
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Yeah.
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[♪♪♪]
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
thanks
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Us kissing?
kissing
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Totally.
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[CHUCKLES]
chuckles
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Yes.
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Okay. The--
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Oh, we can use
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this Hobbes quote.
quote
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"Man is a collection of base,
basecollection
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animal urges.
animalurges
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To act on them
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would be morally no different
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than taking a breath."
breath
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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That way, we can be
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Bye. What...
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The next time
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you even see a cigarette,
cigarette
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you will think of things
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that disgust you.
disgust
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to slightly older men.
olderslightlyslightly-older
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with just enough tummy
tummy
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to love.
love
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Then go back to his hot tub.
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You'll invite one
invite
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of your friends
friends
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to join us for a three-way.
jointhree
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Maybe someone
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with low self-esteem
esteemselfself-esteem
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and slightly larger breasts.
breastslargerslightly
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I know. I saw you.
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What do you think I am?
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Some joke?
joke
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How dare you pity me.
darepity
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I may be a little older,
older
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my ideas may seem weird,
ideasweird
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but I have a lot to offer
offer
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Do not help me up.
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And as German poet
germanpoet
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"Snow falls
fallssnow
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from the heavens pure.
heavenspure
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We cannot blame the snow
blamecannotsnow
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Man is good.
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What? That dude gets it.
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Jeff Winger will now offer
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a two-minute rebuttal.
minute
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Hey, sizzle.
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I'm in the mood for Sade.
mood
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Okay.
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In the Stanford
stanford
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Prison Experiment,
experimentprison
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21 out of 21 students,
students
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when given absolute power,
absolutegivenpower
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abused and tortured
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their fellow students.
fellowstudents
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to pure falling snow.
fallingpuresnow
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I would respond,
respond
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"There is none righteous,
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no, not one."
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Now, I realize
realize
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Mr. Simmons' quote
quotesimmons
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was from
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the great Franz Wickmeyer.
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Mine was just from
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a simple desert handyman
desertsimple
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named Jesus.
jesusnamed
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[♪♪♪]
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Nuclear bombs.
bombsnuclear
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Abu Ghraib.
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Double rejoinder.
double
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Organ donors.
donorsorgan
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Executions.
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Ketchup is a vegetable.
ketchupvegetable
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Oh, God, did I just say
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cross-burner?
burnercross
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Oh, good.
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I know, we're so in sync.
sync
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We're like a perfect duet
duetperfect
↓
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or great se--
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They'll need a miracle
miracle
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to win in rebuttal.
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Simmons is finished.
finishedsimmons
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This is too much for me.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
whoawhoa-whoawhoa-whoa-whoa
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He's going off-book.
book
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doesn't he need cards?
cards
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It's a gambit.
gambit
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[ALL GASP]
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Man is good.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Damn.
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[JEREMY TUMBLES]
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& THE MAGNETIC ZEROS'
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"HOME" PLAYING]
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Greendale wins.
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Huzzah!
huzzah
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Whoo!
whoo
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God!
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♪ Not the way
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That I do love you ♪
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Simmons got robbed.
robbedsimmons
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They kissed.
kissed
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You do have powers.
powers
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Trust me.
trust
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Pierce,
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I can't smoke a cigarette
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in your hot tub.
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Yes.
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You're a genius.
genius
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Who's the third?
third
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You did great in there.
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Let's take
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this bacchanalia outside.
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Full moon tonight.
fullfull-moonmoontonight
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Thanks, pal.
thanks
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Just pat me.
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♪ Me llamo T-Bone
bone
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La araña discoteca ♪
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La biblioteca ♪
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El perro, manteca ♪
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Cut, cut.
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Do you hate this?
hate
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Do you?
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Just hold on.
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[TROY & ABED WHISPERING
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INDISTINCTLY]
indistinctly
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Just have fun with it.
fun
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Take 36.