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Season 1, Episode 8 — Home Economics

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Community

Episode title: Home Economics

Air date: November 05, 2009

Director: Anthony Russo

Top billed cast: Joel McHale, Gillian Jacobs, Alison Brie, Donald Glover, Yvette Nicole Brown, Danny Pudi

Jeff is forced out of his condo and into Abed's dorm room, and Annie looks to get Troy's attention by helping him plan a romantic picnic.

Source: TMDB

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There will be--

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What's this?

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It's okay, it's okay.

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Do it.

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[LAUGHS]

laughs

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Buenos dias, Winger.

buenos winger

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Ah. Class dismissed.

class class-dismissed dismissed

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[♪♪♪]

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TROY:

troy

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Hey.

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Shirley, look.

shirley

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I'm Annie's backpack.

annies backpack

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Stop it, Troy.

troy

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Well, they could do

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something on campus.

campus

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Tomorrow, there's a picnic

picnic tomorrow

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with live music

live music

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on the east lawn.

east lawn

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They're calling it

calling

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A Night Under The Stars.

night stars

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Randi?

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Oh, I thought--

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Oh. You thought--

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like that.

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Listen...

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Randi can be the name

name

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of a guy or a girl.

girl

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And in this case,

case

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You're welcome.

welcome

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And I hate you.

hate

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And I wanna have

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your children.

children

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Damn, I picked the wrong

picked

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Are you okay?

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In fashion, I'm what's known

fashion known

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as a tastemaker.

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of your face shaving.

face shaving

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And next month,

month

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so will Gwen Stefani.

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Here comes Vaughn. Bye.

comes vaughn

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Oh, crap.

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Vaughn? Vaughn.

vaughn

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you did it with.

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Oh, God.

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Hi, Vaughn.

vaughn

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I'm sorry

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Well, I'm sorry

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I can't accept your apology

accept apology

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because you're toxic,

toxic

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Britta.

britta

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You know what?

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of an antioxidant.

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Yeah.

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I got band practice.

band practice

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Can't we still be friends?

friends

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Isn't the word "later"

word

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already short enough?

short

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Don't talk to Vaughn.

vaughn

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Your hormones

hormones

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Don't talk to Vaughn.

vaughn

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That is girl

girl

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for "talk to Vaughn."

vaughn

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[♪♪♪]

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Ooh.

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Shirley.

shirley

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What is he doing?

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Oh, I know exactly

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what he's doing.

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[GRUNTING]

grunting

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[♪♪♪]

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in the '70s.

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on the vinyl back seat

seat

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of a Skylark.

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Of course,

course

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we didn't have the same

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safety standards

safety standards

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back then, so...

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[WHISPERS]

whispers

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No condoms.

condoms

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I tell you, before AIDS,

aids

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Hence, AIDS.

aids hence

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Oh, Brittles,

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I forgot to tell you.

forgot

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What?

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things between you.

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You really

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did a number on him.

number

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Good news is, I'm the new

news

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keyboardist in his band.

band

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I'd like to be there

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when the band finds out.

band finds

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Oh, hi, Jeff.

jeff

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We were just talking

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Mm-mm! Living in your car.

living

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Sorry, I'm not good

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at being coy.

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with my condo.

condo

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They'll put my locks back

locks

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How are you gonna

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get the money?

money

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Believe me, kitten,

believe kitten

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Winger's got moves.

moves

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Jeff, do you need

jeff

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a place to stay?

place

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I'd offer, but my dad's

dads offer

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kind of racist.

racist

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Stay with me in the dorms.

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My room has a bunk bed.

bunk room

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A misnomer,

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charity or pity

charity pity

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will be mentioned by name

mentioned name

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in my suicide note.

note suicide

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Oh.

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thanks for your advice

advice thanks

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Of course.

course

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Anytime, ever.

anytime

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shop for this stuff?

shop stuff

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Really?

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No.

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Thanks. Later.

thanks

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Bye.

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Hey. Wanna see my place?

place

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No, my real place.

place real

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Look at that.

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The condo board's

boards condo

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trying to bluff me

bluff

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by listing my place

listing place

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as available.

available

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But look at those faucets.

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Handcrafted in Italy.

italy

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Move on with my life?

life

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This condo is all

condo

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that's left of me.

left

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Every part of it

part

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is a part of who I am.

part

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Is that a bidet?

bidet

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That part's for resale

parts

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value.

value

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And Saturday afternoons.

afternoons saturday

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You know,

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is your chance

chance

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the more you can be.

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There's a silver lining here,

lining silver silver-lining

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isn't there?

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You're attracted to bums.

attracted bums

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Come on.

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Why don't you have dinner

dinner

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at my place?

place

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I got a hotplate that plugs

plugs

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into a cigarette lighter.

cigarette lighter

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being towed.

towed

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Stop!

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That's my house!

house

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Yeah, cool.

cool

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or bottom bunk?

bottom bunk

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Top.

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Me too.

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Race you for it.

race

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I win.

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It's an emergency

emergency

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situation.

situation

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I mean, the premise alone

alone premise

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is priceless.

priceless

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The guy has the powers

powers

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and strength of a spider.

spider strength

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No, your incredulity

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perplexes me, nerd.

nerd

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about farm animals

animals farm

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or Brian Williams?

brian williams

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Cool.

cool

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Cool, cool, cool.

cool cool-cool cool-cool-cool

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Lucky Charms?

charms lucky

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than cereal?

cereal

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into cold milk

cold milk

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and drink it like

drink

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a cold hot chocolate.

chocolate cold

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I call it special drink.

drink special

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You're Goldie Hawn, Jeff.

jeff

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You're Goldie Hawn.

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No.

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In Overboard,

overboard

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she was just like you.

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Then she fell off her boat

boat fell

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and it was good for her.

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Ultimately, she realized

realized ultimately

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she was happier poor,

happier poor

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raising unruly boys

boys raising

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with Kurt Russell.

kurt kurt-russell russell

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Do whatever you want.

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You just have to know

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what that is.

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For me, it's Lucky Charms

charms lucky

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and TV.

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I could use a break.

break

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A picnic blanket.

blanket picnic

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Genius. I was gonna

genius

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lay down newspaper.

newspaper

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Yeah?

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That's pretty hot.

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Oh.

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It's scary.

scary

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If he's not interested,

interested

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You could.

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the dice.

dice

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I'm going to roll them.

roll

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I am.

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I just-- I need

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a few more shakes.

shakes

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Mm. Shake them

shake

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If you'll excuse me,

excuse

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Kind of hoping for

hoping

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VAUGHN:

vaughn

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This is for you.

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No.

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to help smooth things over.

smooth

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♪ Saying goodbye to Britta

britta goodbye

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And a liar ♪

liar

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♪ There ain't nothing left

aint left

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To woo ♪

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♪ What am I doing?

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I'm getting rid of the B ♪

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VAUGHN:

vaughn

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♪ I'm getting rid of the B ♪

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♪ She's a GDB ♪

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VAUGHN:

vaughn

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Take it, Pierce.

pierce

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Same as a 45-year-old,

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except he doesn't

except

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get as tired.

tired

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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING ON TV]

audience laughing

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We can pick them

pick

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from the cream...

cream

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Great to have somebody

somebody

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to watch stuff with.

stuff watch

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My dad never wanted

wanted

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to watch anything,

watch

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so I was raised by TV.

raised

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at the zoo.

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Cop Rock.

rock

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Cop Rock.

rock

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That sounds cool.

cool sounds sounds-cool

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Hey.

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Wow.

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You guys are really

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I've spent a quarter.

quarter spent

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We're having the time

having

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of our lives.

lives

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See?

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faucets in here?

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down the hallway.

hallway

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It actually helped me come

helped

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You don't sit on a toilet

toilet

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like that

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until you've left

left

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Hey, bros.

bros

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This is Pavel.

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He lives next door.

door lives

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[SPEAKS IN POLISH]

polish speaks

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Britta?

britta

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Excuse me. I have a future

excuse future

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murder victim to visit.

murder victim visit

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Cool.

cool

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[SPEAKS IN POLISH]

polish speaks

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[BAND PLAYING]

band band-playing playing

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Guys, what the hell?

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"Getting Rid of Britta"?

britta

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to me

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and to the definition

definition

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of rhyme scheme.

rhyme scheme

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Wow. If you don't

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like my song,

song

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you don't have to listen,

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all right?

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I'm an artist

artist

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and I write what I feel.

write

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PIERCE: Oh, oh.

pierce

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for a second?

second

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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

indistinctly speaking speaking-indistinctly

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Your song?

song

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We wrote it together.

wrote

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Are you trying

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to Garfunkel me?

garfunkel

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Maybe, assuming

assuming

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to Garfunkel someone

garfunkel

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is to

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keep putting up with them

putting

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even though

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they're a fat, lazy cat

lazy

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who hogs the spotlight

hogs spotlight

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and eats all the lasagna.

eats lasagna

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I get it.

↓

What? Why?

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these skinny jeans,

jeans skinny

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my ass looks like

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a baby pumpkin.

baby pumpkin

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a small-nippled,

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credit-hogging jag

credit hogging

↓

who only knows

knows

↓

My band, my song.

band song

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You want that, huh, Pierce?

pierce

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How do you like that?

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I'm out!

↓

You get on that horse.

horse

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VAUGHN:

vaughn

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Lates!

↓

my honor?

honor

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Huh?

↓

Oh, yeah. Totally.

↓

You'll light the candles

candles light

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and you'll take a bite

bite

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and she'll take a bite

bite shell

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and you'll laugh.

laugh

↓

[LAUGHS]

laughs

↓

And you'll offer her

offer

↓

your letter jacket

jacket letter

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And she'll feel like

shell

↓

Right.

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I couldn't have done this

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without your help.

↓

You're really nice.

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We should've hung out more

hung shouldve

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in high school.

school

↓

to be my backpack?

backpack

↓

Oh. Yeah, yeah.

↓

I'm funny.

funny

↓

All right. Ah.

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I gotta go get ready.

ready

↓

Troy, wait.

troy

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I have to tell you.

↓

My appendix is bursting.

appendix

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Yeah. Yeah.

↓

My appendix is bursting.

appendix

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[SCREAMS]

screams

↓

Oh. Oh, no.

↓

Okay, two young students.

students young

↓

right?

↓

[LAUGHS]

laughs

↓

Us? No.

↓

and I have appendicitis.

↓

Oh.

↓

Cool. I'll see you.

cool

↓

[SCREAMS]

screams

↓

God. Where does it hurt?

hurt

↓

Everywhere.

↓

We have to quarantine you.

quarantine

↓

We gotta get you

↓

to a safe distance.

distance safe

↓

Great.

↓

Wait, wait.

↓

This is a date?

date

↓

Yeah, you need these.

↓

Nice.

↓

I'll be thinking of you.

thinking

↓

Okay, I need to go.

↓

No, we--

↓

We have to observe you

observe

↓

overnight. It's policy.

overnight policy

↓

We don't want another

another

↓

She was the Typhoid Mary

mary

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of herpes.

herpes

↓

I'm kind of the Hawkeye

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around here,

↓

so it's kind of a--

↓

Are you seeing anybody?

anybody seeing

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Knight Rider

knight

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marathon.

marathon

↓

The shadowy flight

flight

↓

[MUMBLING]

mumbling

↓

Britta, may I have a word?

britta word

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You need to take Jeff back.

jeff

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Never had him,

↓

He's got a real

real

↓

Phil Spector vibe going.

phil vibe

↓

ABED:

abed

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He's like E.T.

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He crashed in my place

crashed place

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and we're friends now,

friends

↓

which is great for me,

↓

but bad for him.

↓

Abed.

abed

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Don't be naive.

naive

↓

The charge between you two

charge

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is keeping him going.

keeping

↓

if he takes a shower

shower takes

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I'm heading back.

heading

↓

Pavel's making babka.

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Do it, Britta.

britta

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Seduce him.

seduce

↓

Draw the tapeworm of Jeff's

draw jeffs

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old self out with the milk

milk self

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No.

↓

Then say goodbye to E.T.

goodbye

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And your wife is married

married wife

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to an idiot.

idiot

↓

What's wrong now, woman?

woman

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LOUISE:

louise

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You.

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You can't see further

further

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than them--

↓

What are you doing?

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I was wrong, okay?

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Material possessions

material possessions

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are important.

↓

What about good cars,

cars

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good lobster?

lobster

↓

What about that sport

sport

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where the British people

british

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ride the horses

horses ride

↓

Jeez, you are way out

jeez

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of your element here.

element

↓

a single word

single single-word word

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I am saying for me.

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But for you?

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rare people

rare

↓

the surface.

surface

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on a turd,

turd

↓

you don't get a diamond.

diamond

↓

You just get a turd

turd

↓

Thanks, coach.

coach thanks

↓

Can you turn the TV back on?

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[GROANS]

groans

↓

These look like--

↓

Wait.

↓

I made this notch

notch

↓

to indicate

indicate

↓

for combination skin.

combination skin

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These were mine?

↓

For a fancy condo,

condo fancy

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you've got awful security.

awful security

↓

so that every day,

↓

when you're spending way

spending

↓

I can do it again."

↓

Yeah.

↓

Look at all this work

↓

you're doing

↓

You are the worst.

worst

↓

Yeah, clearly.

↓

Sorry. Ahem.

ahem

↓

I want you to know

↓

I haven't changed my mind

changed mind

↓

about the band.

band

↓

I'm out.

↓

We wanna recognize

recognize

↓

a couple of sponsors.

couple sponsors

↓

Lay off Britta.

britta

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I mean, she may walk

walk

↓

but underneath all that clown

clown underneath

↓

makeup, she's a good kid.

makeup

↓

I've moved on.

moved

↓

Lates, okay.

↓

Snakes. What--?

snakes

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Greendale!

greendale

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[CROWD CHEERING]

cheering crowd crowd-cheering

↓

[BAND PLAYING]

band band-playing playing

↓

♪ Pierce, I don't need you

pierce

↓

In my band ♪

band

↓

♪ I don't need your heart

heart

↓

Or your hand ♪

hand

↓

♪ I am my own person ♪

person

↓

Yeah, you heard me say it.

heard

↓

♪ Pierce, you're a B ♪

pierce

↓

ANNIE:

annie

↓

No!

↓

Before you two proceed,

proceed

↓

I have one thing to say.

↓

I want my nana's

↓

blanket back.

blanket

↓

Do you guys mind?

mind

↓

Could you scoot over?

scoot

↓

It's an heirloom.

↓

I want it.

↓

Thank you.

↓

Have a nice date.

date

↓

For me, that was huge.

huge

↓

I know, sweetie.

sweetie

↓

Yeah, cool, thanks.

cool cool-thanks thanks

↓

♪ This a song for Pierce

pierce song

↓

'Cause him so old ♪

↓

♪ His body made

body

↓

Of wrinkles and folds ♪

folds wrinkles

↓

♪ Stupid and ugly

stupid ugly

↓

He smells like a fart ♪

fart smells

↓

♪ Poo-poo in his pants

pants

↓

And poo-poo in my heart ♪

heart

↓

Hey, look what the cat

↓

dragged out and licked clean.

clean dragged licked

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

For caring.

caring

↓

Hey.

↓

I checked into a motel

checked motel

↓

You would've been fine

wouldve

↓

with me staying forever?

forever staying

↓

Yup.

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

ALL:

↓

♪ Pierce, Pierce, Pierce ♪

pierce pierce-pierce pierce-pierce-pierce

↓

♪ Pierce, you're a B ♪

pierce

↓

I'm Pierce.

pierce

↓

Yeah, song's about me.

songs

↓

♪ Pierce, Pierce, Pierce

pierce pierce-pierce pierce-pierce-pierce

↓

Pierce, you're a B ♪

pierce

↓

MAN 1: Yeah!

↓

VAUGHN:

vaughn

↓

Come on, sing it for me.

sing

↓

ALL:

↓

♪ Pierce, Pierce, Pierce ♪

pierce pierce-pierce pierce-pierce-pierce

↓

♪ Pierce, you're a B ♪

pierce

↓

MAN 2:

↓

Yeah, he is.

↓

ALL:

↓

♪ Pierce, Pierce, Pierce ♪

pierce pierce-pierce pierce-pierce-pierce

↓

♪ Pierce, you're a B ♪

pierce

↓

VAUGHN:

vaughn

↓

Ow!

↓

We are Some Worries!

worries

↓

Good night, Greendale!

greendale night

↓

♪ East side, west side

east side west west-side

↓

North side, south ♪

north north-side side south

↓

♪ This rap is by Pierce

pierce

↓

Vaughn is dumb ♪

dumb vaughn

↓

♪ He wears diapers to bed

diapers wears

↓

Wishing he was me ♪

wishing

↓

With a glass of pee ♪

glass

↓

♪ Then he goes to school

school

↓

Where he's stupid again ♪

stupid

↓

♪ And everybody hates him

everybody everybody-hates hates

↓

Even all his friends ♪

friends

↓

Then the battle is on ♪

battle

↓

♪ So this rap goes out

↓

To stupid Vaughn ♪

stupid vaughn

↓

This isn't over.

↓

[HIP-HOP BEAT

beat

↓

PLAYING OVER KEYBOARD]

keyboard playing