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Nicer ambulances, faster response times,
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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and better looking drivers
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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mean they're not just the emergency services,
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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they're "your" emergency services. So...
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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Remember the new number:
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
#9
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That's...
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble...
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
#11
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Well that's easy to remember!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
#12
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0118 999 881 999 119 725...
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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...3!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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I don't know why they just couldn't keep it as it was!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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How hard is it to remember 911?
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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– You mean 999... – I mean 999!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
#17
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– That's the American one! – Yeah!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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– You berk! – Come on, are you ready?
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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I don't know what to say really it's fun...
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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there are some many issues in the world,
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
#21
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They are beautiful, I love them...
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
#22
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in fact they're the most beautiful shoes I've ever seen but...
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
#23
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you know, I can't have everything that I love,
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
#24
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otherwise I'd own lots of things, and actually they're red,
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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which is quite tarty, and they don't necessarily go with any of my outfits...
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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Come on you crazy bitch!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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Come on!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
#28
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Come on!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
#29
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– Denholm's called the general. – Oh God, another one!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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Yeah!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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I bet he declares war on something!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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He loves declaring war!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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I am declaring...
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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WAR!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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I can see that got your attention.
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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What am I declaring war on?
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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My bollocks?!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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Stress!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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Stress is a disease, people, and I am a cure!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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I'm a doctor with a cure.
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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No, no! I'm a General! And it's still a war!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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A war on disease!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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Stress!
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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There's too much stress around here.
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
#45
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They're very expensive and besides,
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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the woman in the shop said they were way too small for me.
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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– You see you know, be practical, go on! – In the time...
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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I've been speaking,
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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over 18 million people have died of stress.
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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That's another one.
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
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That's another one.
The IT Crowd
S01E02 — Calamity Jen
#52
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