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Bad.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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I can't believe I'm wearing a suit at 6.30 in the morning.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#255
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If you ruin this for Turk, I'll hurt you.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#256
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Noted.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#257
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Hey. You better hurry up.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#258
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Mass starts in 15 minutes.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#259
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- I'm not going. - Great. Can I go back to bed?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#260
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I'm kidding. Let's do it. I wanna get me some of them church crackers.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#261
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No, I'm not going.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#262
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Ever.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#263
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Baby, what happened?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#264
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Turk? Turk, come on...
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#265
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Merry Christmas.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#266
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You're overreacting.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#267
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A girl said, "What am I gonna do?"
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#268
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and I said, "Babies aren't my thing."
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#269
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How could I possibly be too hard on myself?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#270
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Look, I'm sure she'll turn up.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#272
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That's exactly what's gonna happen. She'll turn up,
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#273
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she'll have a healthy baby and nothing'll ever happen to either one of them.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#274
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I could use a little faith.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#278
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You made some interesting choices with the camera, Orson.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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- You didn't want any faces? - Excuse me?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#281
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I switched the tapes. Just go with it.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#282
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Here it comes, I see the head!
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#283
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- What a gorgeous head of hair. - That's funny.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#284
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He was completely bald when he was in here a few minutes ago.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#285
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- Yeah, well... - We shaved the baby.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#286
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- You shaved the baby? - Shaved it.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#287
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Standard procedure. What with the recent outbreak of pre-natal lice.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#288
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Yep. Definitely.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#289
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Shave and haircut.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#290
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Two bits.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#291
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Really?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#292
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Yeah. I'm not buying it.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#293
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You two are gonna go by the nursery and see baby Charlie?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#294
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- Absolutely. - Yes.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#295
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Charlie and his new haircut.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#296
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Have we checked the other hospitals?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#297
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They haven't seen her, honey.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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Dr. Reid, isn't this your day off?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#299
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It's that pregnant girl...
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#300
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Oh, right. The one who went missing.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#301
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And now you're here, voluntarily,
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#302
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hell bent on finding one of your little lost ducklings.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#303
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Dr. Kelso, it's important you understand something.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#304
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I'm not interested in babies.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#305
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I don't coo around them, I don't melt when I see them,
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#306
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