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I guess Elle was just too much woman for me.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#511
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And perhaps anyone.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#512
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[♪ slow music playing]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#513
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[thuds]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#514
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Hi, I'm John Mayer.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#515
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I put my skinny arms in a t-shirt today to let you know that every year,
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#516
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over a 1000 men die from an Orgasm Induced Aneurysm, or O.I.A.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#517
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Every guy wants sex to be mind-blowing but not like this.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#518
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Should I play the song now?
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#521
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No, the guy was from Boston, so we're gonna do that screaming,
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#522
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shanty rock that makes Bruins fans punch each other in the face.
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#523
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[♪ Shipping Up to Boston playing, Dropkick Murphys]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#524
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[grunting]
Family Guy
S23E09 — The Elle Word
#525
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[♪ theme music playing]
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#1
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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#2
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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#3
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♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#4
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[all] ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#5
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#6
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♪ Lucky there's a man who Positively can do ♪
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#7
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#8
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♪ Laugh and cry! ♪
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#9
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[all] ♪ He's a family guy! ♪
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#10
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[♪ techno music playing]
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#27
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[chuckles] It's just pop.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#29
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There's a pill on top.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#30
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Oh, wait. It's gone now.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#31
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[♪ music intensifies]
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#32
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No, no, no. This isn't a dark Netflix show, all right?
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#33
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Our murders are solved by the Father of the Bride.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#34
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#35
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I don't know. Maybe learn to be a better host.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#36
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All four of your guests are sound asleep.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#37
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[♪ upbeat jingle playing]
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#65
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He had one inside.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#66
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[all gasp]
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#67
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Looks like someone tried to eat him!
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#68
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Do you think it was someone in the building?
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#69
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Dahmer? Jeffy D?
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#72
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Really? But he's so cool!
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#73
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You don't understand.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#74
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I can hear screams coming from his apartment.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#75
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Look, Glenda, we appreciate your concern,
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#76
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but Jeff is just a harmless weirdo.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#77
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So what if he watches a lot of horror movies
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#78
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and cooks a lot of pork chops?
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#79
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We all picked up weird hobbies over the pandemic.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#80
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I'm telling you.
Family Guy
S23E10 — A Real Who's Hulu
#81
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