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Season 23, Episode 10 — A Real Who's Hulu

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[♪ theme music playing]

music music-playing playing theme theme-music theme-music-playing

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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪

seems seems-today today

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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪

movies violence

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♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪

fashioned fashioned-values values

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[all] ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

rely used

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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

family lucky

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♪ Lucky there's a man who Positively can do ♪

lucky positively

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♪ All the things that make us ♪

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♪ Laugh and cry! ♪

laugh

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[all] ♪ He's a family guy! ♪

family

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[♪ techno music playing]

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[chuckles] It's just pop.

chuckles

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There's a pill on top.

pill

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Oh, wait. It's gone now.

gone

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[♪ music intensifies]

music

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No, no, no. This isn't a dark Netflix show, all right?

dark netflix

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Our murders are solved by the Father of the Bride.

bride father murders solved

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Well, what am I supposed to do?

supposed

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I don't know. Maybe learn to be a better host.

host learn

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All four of your guests are sound asleep.

asleep four guests sound

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[♪ upbeat jingle playing]

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He had one inside.

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[all gasp]

gasp

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Looks like someone tried to eat him!

tried

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Do you think it was someone in the building?

building

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Dahmer? Jeffy D?

dahmer jeffy

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Really? But he's so cool!

cool

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You don't understand.

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I can hear screams coming from his apartment.

apartment coming screams

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Look, Glenda, we appreciate your concern,

appreciate concern glenda

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but Jeff is just a harmless weirdo.

harmless jeff weirdo

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So what if he watches a lot of horror movies

horror movies watches

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and cooks a lot of pork chops?

chops cooks pork

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We all picked up weird hobbies over the pandemic.

hobbies pandemic picked weird

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I'm telling you.

telling

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There's something bad going on in apartment 2B!

apartment

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Uh-huh. Look, thanks for stopping by,

stopping thanks

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but why don't you leave this investigation to the non-professionals?

investigation professionals

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Hey! Didn't you get reprimanded by the co-op board

board

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for being inappropriate with the doorman?

inappropriate

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The third-party arbitrator said

party third

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it's not illegal to tell someone when you're going to the gym.

illegal

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Good day.

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Question. Should we exploit this tragedy with a podcast?

exploit podcast question tragedy

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think you're qualified

makes qualified whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

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to make a murder podcast?

murder podcast

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I'm a millennial woman with nothing else going on.

woman

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Oh, crap. She's got us there.

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Bland 30-year-old women are the Navy SEALs of murder podcasting.

bland murder navy navy-seals seals women

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What do you think? Do we include her?

include

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Well, we do need someone who can turn the computer on.

computer

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[both] You're in.

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All right. Our neighbor was murdered in cold blood

blood cold cold-blood murdered neighbor

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and he deserves justice.

deserves justice

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There's no time to waste.

waste

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We must decide what our podcast voices are going to be.

decide must podcast voices

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I was thinking of...

thinking

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taking...

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unnatural pauses where...

pauses unnatural

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normal people don't... take them.

normal

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Yeah. I thought I could speak way too close to the microphone

close microphone speak

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with a very wet mouth.

mouth

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[licks mouth] Um.

licks mouth

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I can be the female on the podcast who laughs at everything the guys say.

female laughs podcast

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Do they always have one of those?

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[laughing]

laughing

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That's hilarious.

hilarious

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We're good to go.

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[♪ tense music playing]

music music-playing playing tense tense-music tense-music-playing

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Where do we start?

start

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Well, wasn't Glenda trying to tell us something about Jeff?

glenda jeff

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Maybe we should follow up on that.

follow

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Jeffrey Dahmer? Of course.

course dahmer jeffrey

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He always has great ideas.

ideas

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That's right. He sent that great email

email sent

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about how to get blood stains out of your power tools.

blood power stains tools

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Let's see what he thinks.

thinks

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Hi. Oh, uh, sorry. I was...

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making pork chops.

chops pork

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Hey, Jeff, so sorry to bug you,

jeff

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but you haven't heard anything about Tim's murder, have you?

heard murder tims

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What?!

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Tim's dead!

dead tims

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But he was so delicious!

delicious

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I mean, young. I mean...

young

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I-- I haven't heard anything.

heard

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Oh, nuts! Well, we're worried the killer might strike again.

killer might nuts strike worried

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So here's a list of vulnerable people in the building who live alone.

alone building list live live-alone vulnerable

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Would you keeping an eye on them?

keeping

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A lot of them don't have families.

families

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If something happened to them, they would not be missed.

happened missed

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Aw. Yeah, sure. [chuckles]

chuckles

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I will definitely do something like that.

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Say, anybody have a spare bone saw charger I could borrow?

anybody bone borrow spare

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Uh, man. Those things are so easy to lose.

easy lose

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If I had a nickel, you know?

nickel

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I do.

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I know about nickels.

nickels

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Oh, I see your naked roommate is trying to climb out the window.

climb naked roommate window

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Looks like you've got your hands full.

full hands

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If you hear anything, give us a ring-a-ding-ding, huh?

ding ding-ding ring

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- [door locks] - Are you out of your minds?

door locks minds

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Jeffrey is obviously the killer!

jeffrey killer obviously

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Didn't you see the blood on his shirt?

blood shirt

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And look at the garbage he left in the hallway!

garbage hallway left

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- [bees buzzing] - [man coughing]

bees buzzing coughing

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So he's a little messy. That's no reason to point fingers.

fingers messy point reason

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I don't believe this!

believe

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All the clues are right in front of you.

clues front

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Can't you see?

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You know what I see?

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I see a hostile neighbor

hostile neighbor

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who's emotionally unstable and prone to outbursts.

emotionally prone unstable

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Why, that fits the profile of...

fits profile

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a murderer!

murderer

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[Glenda grunting]

glenda grunting

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Ugh! Look how many people are out here in bathrobes.

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I know it's the middle of the night,

middle night

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but, come on, make an effort.

effort

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You're making a mistake.

mistake

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The murderer is obviously Jeffrey Dahmer.

dahmer jeffrey murderer obviously

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And he'll kill again.

kill

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[laughs wickedly]

laughs

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No, no, no, no. Not Netflix.

netflix

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Hulu ending.

ending hulu

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Statue of Liberty, my good man.

liberty statue

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So, Jeff, is there a Mrs. Dahmer?

dahmer jeff

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Ew! No!

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- [soda fizzing] - Oh.

soda

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Jeff brought suspiciously fizzy roadies.

brought jeff

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Here's to a murder well solved.

murder solved

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[slurping]

slurping

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♪ New York, New York ♪

york

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♪ A wonderful town ♪

town

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♪ The Bronx is up and the Battery's down ♪

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♪ The people ride in a hole in the ground ♪

ground hole ride

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Hi there. Our next show answers the question,

answers question

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what if you could walk into a drug store and test yourself for AIDS

aids drug store test walk

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right next to a shelf full of leftover Valentine's candy?

candy full leftover shelf valentines

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Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy The Dropout.

enjoy gentlemen ladies

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[♪ ominous theme music playing]

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So, you can probably tell from my Razor scooter that I'm in tech.

razor scooter tech

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I even got a scooter for the building.

building scooter

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Yes, of course.

course

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And I love your hip, modern offices.

love modern offices

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Thanks. I didn't want my employees' ideas constrained by old paradigms

employees ideas thanks

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like walls and desks.

desks walls

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[farting]

farting

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So, what are your qualifications?

qualifications

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Well, I dropped out of Stanford after six days.

days dropped stanford

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All I heard was Stanford.

heard stanford

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Now, this idea of yours, does it "rupt"?

idea

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No. It dis-rupts.

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Tell me everything!

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Well, I believe every person deserves to know

believe deserves person

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which Sex and the City character they are.

character city

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And until now, the only way to find that out

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was to either draw a full gallon of blood

blood draw full gallon

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or take a lengthy BuzzFeed quiz.

quiz

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You mean there's a better way?

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With just one drop of blood,

blood drop

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my device can tell you if you're a Samantha, a Miranda, or even Magda,

device miranda samantha

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the uptight housekeeper.

housekeeper uptight

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Ms. Holmes, I can easily say that's the worst idea I've ever heard.

easily heard holmes idea worst

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Oh, really?

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Well, what if I... [in deep voice] ...pitch it like this?

deep deep-voice pitch voice

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Oh, my God!

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This is a complete game stater-- Saver.

complete game

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I mean, game changer. That... That's the good one.

game

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Tell you what, if you pitch it one more time

pitch

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with your eyes really wide like a lunatic owl, I'm in.

eyes lunatic wide

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[in deep voice] Science.

deep deep-voice science voice

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[farting]

farting

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[flushing]

flushing

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I'm thinking maybe one wall.

thinking wall

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Thank you all for joining me on this exciting journey.

exciting joining journey

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And you're all here on the ground floor.

floor ground

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I decided to name the company after our two founding principles.

company decided name principles

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Quizzes and diagnosis.

diagnosis

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- I'm so excited! - This is going great!

excited

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I helped set up the projector.

helped projector

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Our mission is to develop a machine that can run diagnostic tests

develop machine mission tests

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with just one drop of blood.

blood drop

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I got it to work with two drops!

drops

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Two drops is garbage. You're fired. Get out of my office.

drops fired garbage office

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Now, I don't have to tell you

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just how groundbreaking it is

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for a woman to be running a company like this in Silicon Valley.

company running silicon silicon-valley valley woman

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Sorry, I'm late. I was disrupting the toilet.

late toilet

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Don't mind me. I don't even work here, but I am now your king.

king mind

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Everyone, this is Sunny.

sunny

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He's a middle-aged man I met in India when I was a teenager.

aged india middle middle-aged teenager

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He is my father figure, business partner, mentor, lover,

business business-partner father father-figure figure lover mentor partner

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and we share a Hulu password--

hulu password share

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[interrupting]

interrupting

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Like I was saying, Elizabeth is definitely in charge.

charge elizabeth

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Also, we're pivoting away from Sex and the City

city

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and doing Sopranos characters instead.

characters sopranos

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[in normal voice] What? No!

normal normal-voice voice

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[in deep voice] No.

deep deep-voice voice

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No. No. That's not--

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All right. Back to work.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna google where you put your outside leg

excuse google

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during office couch sex.

couch office

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Oh, of course. Never would've thought of that.

course wouldve

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Elizabeth, can I see you on the office couch for a moment?

couch elizabeth moment office

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How's the Sopranos blood profiler coming along?

along blood coming coming-along sopranos

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Still not working.

working

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It says I'm the horny priest who has lunch with Carmela,

horny lunch priest

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and that's just...

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There's no way.

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But we've got the big presentation for Walgreens tomorrow!

presentation tomorrow

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This isn't CVS,

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where they throw you out for staring at the Maybelline posters too long.

posters staring throw

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Can you get it working by tomorrow?

tomorrow working

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Honestly, I'm a little over my head here.

head

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I applied for a receptionist job, and you guys put me back here.

applied

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What are we gonna do?

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We just need to get to the next round of funding.

funding round

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The machine doesn't have to really work, they just have to think it works.

machine works

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Are you saying we do fraud?

fraud

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No, no, no. No, it's not fraud, because the machine works...

fraud machine works

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in my head.

head

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If I think it works, then it works. That's the Silicon Valley motto.

motto silicon silicon-valley valley works

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Just let me and Elizabeth worry about the presentation.

elizabeth presentation worry

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Now, if you'll excuse us, we're gonna go get in our self-driving car

driving excuse self

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and mow down dogs all the way home.

dogs home

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Well... [chuckles]

chuckles

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Thanks for having us, Ms. Holmes.

having holmes thanks

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We think your product might be a great addition

addition might product

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to our chain of drug stores.

chain drug stores

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Just keep in mind I may have to duck out

duck mind

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if somebody needs to get into the eyedrops case.

case needs somebody somebody-needs

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Well, we won't take up too much of your time.

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I'm sure you are going to find our machine is a perfect fit for your stores.

machine perfect stores

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Eh, I don't know about that.

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We already have a machine from Dr. Scholl's

machine

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that tells you whether or not you need Dr. Scholl's.

tells whether

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I don't see medical science getting much more sophisticated than that.

medical science sophisticated

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Gentlemen, people used to say it was impossible to run tests

gentlemen impossible tests used

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on a single drop of blood.

blood drop single

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Well, I fired those people and hired new ones.

fired hired ones

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And now, behold.

behold

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[machine whirring]

machine whirring

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- [machine beeps] - Ooh. Science noise.

beeps machine machine-beeps noise science

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With just one drop of blood,

blood drop

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our device can tell you exactly which Sopranos character you are

character device sopranos

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without having to take a dumb quiz written by a social media intern.

dumb having intern media quiz social social-media written

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Why Sopranos?

sopranos

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Because my company is like a criminal enterprise.

company criminal enterprise

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- All right. - And for no particular reason,

particular reason

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I'm gonna be behind this curtain for the entire demonstration.

behind curtain demonstration entire

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All we need is a tiny blood sample.

blood sample tiny

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[whirring, beeping]

beeping whirring

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Ooh, it's doing stuff.

stuff

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[beeping]

beeping

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This says "Artie Bucco." Who's that?

artie

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- [Sunny] Bald guy at the restaurant. - Oh, yeah.

bald restaurant sunny

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[Sunny] He and Tony were friends growing up.

friends growing sunny tony

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Ah, right, right, right.

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I'm not sure this machine is for us.

machine

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Just a sec. Let me, uh, recalibrate something.

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[machine beeping]

beeping machine

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"Tony." All right.

tony

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Now this is [bleep] Walgreens.

bleep

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Members of the Quizznos family,

family members

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thanks to you, the device is a huge success.

device huge success thanks

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All the Walgreens executives love it.

love

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In fact, the company ordered an additional 80,000 machines.

additional company fact machines ordered

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I told them we'd have them ready by 2:30 today.

ready today

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It's 2:05. So, chop, chop.

chop chop-chop

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Wait! I know why people love the machine so much.

love machine

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It's giving out too many false positives.

false giving positives

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Just look at the data!

data

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It's telling everyone they're a Tony.

telling tony

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Look... [chuckles nervously]

chuckles chuckles-nervously nervously

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When you're blazing new trails,

blazing

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you are bound to hit a few speed bumps along the way.

along bound bumps speed

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It's impossible for there to be only Tonys walking around.

impossible walking

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In an office with this many ponytails, there's not one Furio?

office

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[man] Who's Furio?

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[Sunny] He was the hit man from Italy

italy sunny

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who Carmella fell in love with in Season 4.

fell love season

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[man] Oh, right, right, right.

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Now, we've had a few hiccups,

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but I assure you, the problem is solved.

assure problem solved

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The machine is finally giving accurate results.

accurate finally giving machine results

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Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.

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[beeping, whirring]

beeping whirring

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"Meadow's boyfriend, Finn"?

boyfriend finn meadows

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But he's the worst one!

worst

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[Sunny laughing]

laughing sunny

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Oh, my God.

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We've been faking the results this whole time!

faking results whole

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- Tony? - Oh, cool. I always thought I was a Tony--

cool tony

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No! No! This whole operation has been a sham!

operation sham whole whole-operation

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And as for you, why did you do it?

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Childhood abuse.

abuse childhood

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Or drug dependency.

drug

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I'll see what my lawyer tells me to say.

lawyer tells

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Welcome back. Our next show is The Bear.

bear welcome

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Because they wouldn't let us do Pam & Tommy with Stewie as the penis.

penis stewie tommy

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Not a joke.

joke

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Anyway, here's The Bear,

bear

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a show of which I am a huge fan.

huge

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[Chris] I'm the fan. You've never even seen it.

chris seen

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I know how to make a sandwich and yell at people. It'll be fine!

itll sandwich yell

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[♪ nostalgic theme music playing]

music music-playing playing theme theme-music theme-music-playing

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Well, look who's back in town.

town

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That's right. Sure is weird being back in the old family restaurant

family restaurant weird

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- here in Detroit-- - Chicago.

chicago detroit

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...Chicago. But I am super sad about how my daughter--

chicago daughter super

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- Brother. - ...brother committed grand larceny--

brother committed grand

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- Suicide. - Yep. I-- I only watched the trailer.

suicide trailer watched

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Anyway, now that he's dead,

dead

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I can finally fulfill my dream of turning this place into a Johnny Rockets

dream finally fulfill johnny place rockets turning

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and/or the fancy restaurant from Ratatouille.

fancy restaurant

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I kind of feel like you gotta pick a direction.

direction pick

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We're doing both!

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♪ Great words won't cover ugly actions ♪

actions cover ugly words

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♪ Good frames won't save bad paintings ♪

paintings save

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[♪ intense punk music playing, Refused "New Noise"]

intense music music-playing noise playing punk refused

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♪ Whoo! ♪

whoo

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♪ We lack the motion ♪

lack motion

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♪ To move to the new-- ♪

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Yeah.

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You can tell I'm good at chefin'

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because of all the quick edits and loud music.

loud music quick

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Mm. The previous chef only cooked with fewer edits and quieter music.

chef cooked fewer music previous quieter

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So therefore, I resent this change.

change resent therefore

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Well, get on board 'cause that's how we're doin' it now.

board doin

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Bad news, Chef, we're out of-- I--

chef news

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I-- I wanna say beef?

beef

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Yes. Beef.

beef

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You people are unbelievable.

unbelievable

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Oh, boy. Now what do I do?

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Well, if you've got any oven jeans to sell, this is the time.

jeans oven sell

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You told me you had a supply of vintage denim to sell.

denim sell supply vintage

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This is just a Winnie the Pooh varsity jacket.

jacket

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You want it or not? I got a lot of people who are interested.

interested

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I...

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No. I don't want it.

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What if I told you there's condoms in every pocket of that bad boy?

condoms pocket

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I'd say you just got yourself 40 pounds of trunk beef.

beef pounds trunk

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Wow. Chef, you've really turned this place upside down.

chef place turned upside

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Yes. Even I have been reluctantly won over.

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Well, it's just in time for the big Chicago food critic who's coming.

chicago coming critic food

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He's the biggest food critic in all of Chicago.

biggest chicago critic food

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Oh, yeah. They call him Mr. Chicago Food Guy.

chicago food

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Anyone who gets a bad review from him is executed,

executed review

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Chicago style!

chicago style

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Guys, if you didn't wanna do The Bear, just say so.

bear

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But whatever this is...

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All I know is this hectic kitchen of ours sure is different

kitchen

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from the fancy, hoity-toity restaurant in New York

fancy restaurant york

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where I used to work, of which we will now see a flashback.

flashback used

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Is this food tiny enough of rich New Yorkers, Chef?

chef food rich tiny

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- Plate bigger, food tinier, Chef. - Yes, Chef.

bigger chef food plate tinier

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It should look like two grains of rice served on a door.

door rice served

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Yes, Chef.

chef

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You call this tiny food?

food tiny

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This food is enormous!

enormous food

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You're terrible at this, Chef!

chef

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I'm sorry, Chef. I'll do better, Chef.

chef

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The woman at table 35 wants a sausage for her buns.

buns sausage table wants woman

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That was a sex joke. Say "Giggity, Chef."

chef giggity joke

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[spluttering] Giggity, Chef.

chef giggity

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You'll never make it in the New York restaurant scene

restaurant scene york

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which is understood to be the fanciest,

understood

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even though when you say New York,

york

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people immediately think of street hot dogs.

dogs immediately street

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- Yes, Chef. - And where's your hair net?

chef hair

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Oh, I-- I thought it was sexy underwear.

sexy underwear

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There's no leg holes.

holes

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I know. I just bagged it like grocery store onions.

bagged grocery grocery-store onions store

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Juxtaposition.

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Anyway, I got us fresh sourdough for the big Chicago food critic.

chicago critic food fresh

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No. That was the old way.

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We're doing just King's Hawaiian rolls.

hawaiian kings rolls

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I think we should stick with sourdough.

stick

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No! Only King bread!

bread king

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Wet beef on King! That's my Chicago!

beef chicago king

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Speaking of which, I think it's time for several shots of an elevated train

elevated several shots speaking train

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with a lot of clickity-clack noises.

noises

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[♪ pensive blues music playing]

blues music music-playing pensive playing

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Chicago.

chicago

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All right. Big day today, chefs.

chefs today

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Since that critic is coming, everything needs to go exactly right.

coming critic needs

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Here he is.

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All right. Signed photo of Rick Moranis. Off to a good start.

moranis photo rick signed start

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Welcome to the restaurant from The Bear.

bear restaurant welcome

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We saved you our best table.

best saved table

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Joe, what are you doin' here?

doin

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Oh, I heard we were doing a special episode.

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So I decided to drop in

decided drop

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as my favorite FX Next Day on Hulu character,

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Raylan Givens from Justified: City Primeval.

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You can't just say a bunch of words and think they make a sentence.

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Are you kiddin' me? It's huge on Hulu.

huge hulu kiddin

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Top hundred, for sure. Easy.

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At least top two hundred.

hundred least

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- Easy. - Joe, get out of here.

easy

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I'm trying to get a baby critic to like my wet beef.

baby beef critic

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Oh, I'm so sorry. Then just say that.

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All right. Good news.

news

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While you two were messing around, I tried all the food,

food messing tried

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and I'm going to give a great review to The Bear.

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Okay. Time out. What is "The Bear"?

bear

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Is this restaurant The Bear? Am I The Bear?

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Oh, I-- I thought the idea was restaurant ownership,

idea ownership restaurant

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you know, more generally, is a bear.

bear generally

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Oh-- All right. That makes sense.

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Chris, you've seen the show. Who or what is "The Bear"?

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Well, your last name is Berzatto,

name

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so Bear.

bear

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Okay, so it is me. I'm Bear.

bear

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People call me The Bear?

bear

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Yeah. They kind of don't, though.

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But in Season 2, there's a restaurant also called The Bear.

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All right. So I'm feeling like you have not answered my question at all.

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But just so I'm clear, I'm the main guy, right?

clear main

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I'm the guy who sort of looks like a hot Gene Wilder?

gene wilder

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- Oh, does he? - Yeah. Yeah, let's pull him up.

pull

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See? Look at that. Can't you see like a kind of CrossFit Willy Wonka?

crossfit willy

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[Stewie] No, no. We're not taking shots at him.

shots stewie

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He's an FX Next Day on Hulu star.

hulu star

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Let's bring up the MyPillow guy.

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[Chris] He looks like a guy who's Discover card just bounced.

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[Peter] Or a guy who takes solo trips to Thailand.

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[Cleveland] That guy your mom dated too soon after the divorce.

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[Joe] The Driver's Ed instructor you've heard whispers about.

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[Chris] He's definitely burned his hand on a Benihana grill.

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[Lois] The reason nine women have just broken their silence.

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[Stewie] He looks like he belongs in the front and back seat of a police car.

belongs front police seat stewie

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[Joe] He looks like a guy who boards in group 3,

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even though he's in group 8.

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[Lois] He looks like a guy who's not allowed to talk to his wife's sister.

allowed lois sister wifes wifes-sister

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[Peter] Or a male nurse that interrupts a family's final moments.

familys final male male-nurse moments nurse peter

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Maybe this-- Maybe this is the Bear.

bear

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I don't get why you're dead set against doing this show.

dead

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What are you afraid of?

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I don't know. I'm just confused by all of it.

confused

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When I was a kid, it was just ladies that cooked.

cooked ladies

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And guys with tattoos lived on ships.

lived ships tattoos

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Okay? That's what makes sense to me.

makes makes-sense sense

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This has been The Bear.

bear

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Well, we hope you had fun tonight with some of Hulu's best offerings.

best fun hope tonight

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I know we sure did.

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But before we go,

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let's take a moment to remember some of the streaming services

moment remember services streaming

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that are no longer with us.

longer

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[♪ mournful ballad playing, Sarah McLachlan "I Will Remember You"]

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[audience applauding]

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[audience cheering]

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[silence]

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[♪ closing theme music playing]

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