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Season 23, Episode 10 — A Real Who's Hulu

[♪ theme music playing]

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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪

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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪

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♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪

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[all] ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

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♪ Lucky there's a man who Positively can do ♪

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♪ All the things that make us ♪

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♪ Laugh and cry! ♪

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[all] ♪ He's a family guy! ♪

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Let's see. Hemingway, Tolstoy, Dickens...

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Oh! There's my iPad.

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Thank, God! Some nerd must've been using it.

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Hi, everybody.

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You know how, when you go on Hulu to watch Family Guy

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you gotta scroll past a bunch of little boxes?

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Well, it turns out those are other TV shows.

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TV shows that I never heard of

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until they step up on stage to accept their Emmy

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for which we were not nominated.

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Well, tonight, we're gonna click on three of 'em.

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This first one has Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez.

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So if you were born in 1950 or 2005,

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you're gonna see your favorite actor!

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Now, please enjoy Only Murders in the Building.

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[♪ mysterious theme music playing]

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[♪ techno music playing]

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Drink in.

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[chuckles] It's just pop.

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There's a pill on top.

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Oh, wait. It's gone now.

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[♪ music intensifies]

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No, no, no. This isn't a dark Netflix show, all right?

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Our murders are solved by the Father of the Bride.

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Well, what am I supposed to do?

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I don't know. Maybe learn to be a better host.

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All four of your guests are sound asleep.

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[elevator dings]

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- Hello, Charles. - Hello, Oliver.

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This is the type of banter the show's known for.

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[elevator dings]

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- Who's that? - I don't know.

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But she's got 430 million followers on Instagram.

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Ah.

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- What's Instagram? - What's Insta--

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How on earth are we on a streamer?

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[elevator dings]

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[shivering] Ah. Let me just shake off

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this obviously fake, only-on-the-shoulders, New York snow.

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You guys all coming from the Statue of Liberty, too?

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Man, what a great day to be and stay alive.

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Wow, really? Back-to-back elevator scenes?

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Yeah, this show is like 40% elevator.

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Well, good night.

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[Peter screams]

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My goodness! What happened here?

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Sorry, folks, there was an only murder in this building.

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Ooh! A murder!

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- I've got goose bumps. - Me, too.

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Yeah, those are shingles. You're 70.

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I told you to get the shot, you dope.

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Eh, looks like they don't want people meddling in there.

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What do you think? Should we banjo our way in?

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No, no, no, no. That's for "your" time. Not "our" time.

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[♪ upbeat jingle playing]

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He had one inside.

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[all gasp]

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Looks like someone tried to eat him!

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Do you think it was someone in the building?

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I think I know who did it.

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It must've been my creepy next door neighbor, Jeff.

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Dahmer? Jeffy D?

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Really? But he's so cool!

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You don't understand.

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I can hear screams coming from his apartment.

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Look, Glenda, we appreciate your concern,

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but Jeff is just a harmless weirdo.

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So what if he watches a lot of horror movies

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and cooks a lot of pork chops?

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We all picked up weird hobbies over the pandemic.

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I'm telling you.

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There's something bad going on in apartment 2B!

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Uh-huh. Look, thanks for stopping by,

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Uh-huh. Look, thanks for stopping by,

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but why don't you leave this investigation to the non-professionals?

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Hey! Didn't you get reprimanded by the co-op board

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for being inappropriate with the doorman?

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The third-party arbitrator said

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it's not illegal to tell someone when you're going to the gym.

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Good day.

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Question. Should we exploit this tragedy with a podcast?

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Somebody say "podcast"?

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If you guys are doing a murder pod, I want in.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think you're qualified

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to make a murder podcast?

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I'm a millennial woman with nothing else going on.

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Oh, crap. She's got us there.

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Bland 30-year-old women are the Navy SEALs of murder podcasting.

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What do you think? Do we include her?

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Well, we do need someone who can turn the computer on.

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[both] You're in.

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All right. Our neighbor was murdered in cold blood

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and he deserves justice.

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There's no time to waste.

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We must decide what our podcast voices are going to be.

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I was thinking of...

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taking...

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unnatural pauses where...

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normal people don't... take them.

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Yeah. I thought I could speak way too close to the microphone

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with a very wet mouth.

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[licks mouth] Um.

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I can be the female on the podcast who laughs at everything the guys say.

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Do they always have one of those?

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[laughing]

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That's hilarious.

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We're good to go.

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[♪ tense music playing]

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Where do we start?

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Well, wasn't Glenda trying to tell us something about Jeff?

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Maybe we should follow up on that.

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Jeffrey Dahmer? Of course.

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He always has great ideas.

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That's right. He sent that great email

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about how to get blood stains out of your power tools.

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Let's see what he thinks.

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Hi. Oh, uh, sorry. I was...

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making pork chops.

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Hey, Jeff, so sorry to bug you,

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but you haven't heard anything about Tim's murder, have you?

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What?!

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Tim's dead!

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But he was so delicious!

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I mean, young. I mean...

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I-- I haven't heard anything.

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Oh, nuts! Well, we're worried the killer might strike again.

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So here's a list of vulnerable people in the building who live alone.

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Would you keeping an eye on them?

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A lot of them don't have families.

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If something happened to them, they would not be missed.

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Aw. Yeah, sure. [chuckles]

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I will definitely do something like that.

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Say, anybody have a spare bone saw charger I could borrow?

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Uh, man. Those things are so easy to lose.

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If I had a nickel, you know?

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I do.

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I know about nickels.

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Oh, I see your naked roommate is trying to climb out the window.

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Looks like you've got your hands full.

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If you hear anything, give us a ring-a-ding-ding, huh?

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- [door locks] - Are you out of your minds?

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Jeffrey is obviously the killer!

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Didn't you see the blood on his shirt?

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And look at the garbage he left in the hallway!

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- [bees buzzing] - [man coughing]

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So he's a little messy. That's no reason to point fingers.

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I don't believe this!

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All the clues are right in front of you.

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Can't you see?

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You know what I see?

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I see a hostile neighbor

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who's emotionally unstable and prone to outbursts.

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Why, that fits the profile of...

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a murderer!

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[Glenda grunting]

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Ugh! Look how many people are out here in bathrobes.

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I know it's the middle of the night,

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but, come on, make an effort.

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You're making a mistake.

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The murderer is obviously Jeffrey Dahmer.

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And he'll kill again.

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[laughs wickedly]

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No, no, no, no. Not Netflix.

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Hulu ending.

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Statue of Liberty, my good man.

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So, Jeff, is there a Mrs. Dahmer?

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Ew! No!

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- [soda fizzing] - Oh.

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Jeff brought suspiciously fizzy roadies.

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Here's to a murder well solved.

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[slurping]

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♪ New York, New York ♪

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♪ A wonderful town ♪

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♪ The Bronx is up and the Battery's down ♪

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♪ The people ride in a hole in the ground ♪

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Hi there. Our next show answers the question,

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what if you could walk into a drug store and test yourself for AIDS

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right next to a shelf full of leftover Valentine's candy?

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Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy The Dropout.

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[♪ ominous theme music playing]

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So, you can probably tell from my Razor scooter that I'm in tech.

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I even got a scooter for the building.

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Yes, of course.

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And I love your hip, modern offices.

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Thanks. I didn't want my employees' ideas constrained by old paradigms

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like walls and desks.

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[farting]

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So, what are your qualifications?

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Well, I dropped out of Stanford after six days.

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All I heard was Stanford.

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Now, this idea of yours, does it "rupt"?

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No. It dis-rupts.

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Tell me everything!

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Well, I believe every person deserves to know

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which Sex and the City character they are.

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And until now, the only way to find that out

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was to either draw a full gallon of blood

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or take a lengthy BuzzFeed quiz.

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You mean there's a better way?

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With just one drop of blood,

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my device can tell you if you're a Samantha, a Miranda, or even Magda,

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the uptight housekeeper.

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Ms. Holmes, I can easily say that's the worst idea I've ever heard.

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Oh, really?

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Well, what if I... [in deep voice] ...pitch it like this?

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Oh, my God!

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This is a complete game stater-- Saver.

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I mean, game changer. That... That's the good one.

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Tell you what, if you pitch it one more time

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with your eyes really wide like a lunatic owl, I'm in.

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[in deep voice] Science.

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[farting]

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[flushing]

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I'm thinking maybe one wall.

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Thank you all for joining me on this exciting journey.

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And you're all here on the ground floor.

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I decided to name the company after our two founding principles.

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Quizzes and diagnosis.

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- I'm so excited! - This is going great!

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I helped set up the projector.

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Our mission is to develop a machine that can run diagnostic tests

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with just one drop of blood.

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I got it to work with two drops!

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Two drops is garbage. You're fired. Get out of my office.

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Now, I don't have to tell you

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just how groundbreaking it is

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for a woman to be running a company like this in Silicon Valley.

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Sorry, I'm late. I was disrupting the toilet.

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Don't mind me. I don't even work here, but I am now your king.

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Everyone, this is Sunny.

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He's a middle-aged man I met in India when I was a teenager.

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He is my father figure, business partner, mentor, lover,

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and we share a Hulu password--

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[interrupting]

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Like I was saying, Elizabeth is definitely in charge.

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Also, we're pivoting away from Sex and the City

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and doing Sopranos characters instead.

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[in normal voice] What? No!

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[in deep voice] No.

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No. No. That's not--

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All right. Back to work.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna google where you put your outside leg

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during office couch sex.

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Oh, of course. Never would've thought of that.

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Elizabeth, can I see you on the office couch for a moment?

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How's the Sopranos blood profiler coming along?

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Still not working.

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It says I'm the horny priest who has lunch with Carmela,

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and that's just...

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There's no way.

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But we've got the big presentation for Walgreens tomorrow!

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This isn't CVS,

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where they throw you out for staring at the Maybelline posters too long.

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Can you get it working by tomorrow?

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Honestly, I'm a little over my head here.

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I applied for a receptionist job, and you guys put me back here.

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What are we gonna do?

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We just need to get to the next round of funding.

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The machine doesn't have to really work, they just have to think it works.

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Are you saying we do fraud?

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No, no, no. No, it's not fraud, because the machine works...

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in my head.

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If I think it works, then it works. That's the Silicon Valley motto.

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Just let me and Elizabeth worry about the presentation.

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Now, if you'll excuse us, we're gonna go get in our self-driving car

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and mow down dogs all the way home.

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Well... [chuckles]

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Thanks for having us, Ms. Holmes.

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We think your product might be a great addition

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to our chain of drug stores.

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Just keep in mind I may have to duck out

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if somebody needs to get into the eyedrops case.

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Well, we won't take up too much of your time.

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I'm sure you are going to find our machine is a perfect fit for your stores.

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Eh, I don't know about that.

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We already have a machine from Dr. Scholl's

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that tells you whether or not you need Dr. Scholl's.

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I don't see medical science getting much more sophisticated than that.

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Gentlemen, people used to say it was impossible to run tests

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on a single drop of blood.

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Well, I fired those people and hired new ones.

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And now, behold.

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[machine whirring]

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- [machine beeps] - Ooh. Science noise.

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With just one drop of blood,

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our device can tell you exactly which Sopranos character you are

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without having to take a dumb quiz written by a social media intern.

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Why Sopranos?

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Because my company is like a criminal enterprise.

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- All right. - And for no particular reason,

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I'm gonna be behind this curtain for the entire demonstration.

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All we need is a tiny blood sample.

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[whirring, beeping]

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Ooh, it's doing stuff.

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[beeping]

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This says "Artie Bucco." Who's that?

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- [Sunny] Bald guy at the restaurant. - Oh, yeah.

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[Sunny] He and Tony were friends growing up.

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Ah, right, right, right.

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I'm not sure this machine is for us.

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Just a sec. Let me, uh, recalibrate something.

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[machine beeping]

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"Tony." All right.

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Now this is [bleep] Walgreens.

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Members of the Quizznos family,

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thanks to you, the device is a huge success.

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All the Walgreens executives love it.

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In fact, the company ordered an additional 80,000 machines.

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I told them we'd have them ready by 2:30 today.

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It's 2:05. So, chop, chop.

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Wait! I know why people love the machine so much.

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It's giving out too many false positives.

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Just look at the data!

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It's telling everyone they're a Tony.

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Look... [chuckles nervously]

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When you're blazing new trails,

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you are bound to hit a few speed bumps along the way.

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It's impossible for there to be only Tonys walking around.

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In an office with this many ponytails, there's not one Furio?

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[man] Who's Furio?

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[Sunny] He was the hit man from Italy

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who Carmella fell in love with in Season 4.

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[man] Oh, right, right, right.

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Now, we've had a few hiccups,

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but I assure you, the problem is solved.

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The machine is finally giving accurate results.

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Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.

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[beeping, whirring]

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"Meadow's boyfriend, Finn"?

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But he's the worst one!

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[Sunny laughing]

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Oh, my God.

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We've been faking the results this whole time!

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- Tony? - Oh, cool. I always thought I was a Tony--

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No! No! This whole operation has been a sham!

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And as for you, why did you do it?

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Childhood abuse.

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Or drug dependency.

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I'll see what my lawyer tells me to say.

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Welcome back. Our next show is The Bear.

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Because they wouldn't let us do Pam & Tommy with Stewie as the penis.

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Not a joke.

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Anyway, here's The Bear,

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a show of which I am a huge fan.

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[Chris] I'm the fan. You've never even seen it.

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I know how to make a sandwich and yell at people. It'll be fine!

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[♪ nostalgic theme music playing]

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Well, look who's back in town.

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That's right. Sure is weird being back in the old family restaurant

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- here in Detroit-- - Chicago.

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...Chicago. But I am super sad about how my daughter--

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- Brother. - ...brother committed grand larceny--

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- Suicide. - Yep. I-- I only watched the trailer.

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Anyway, now that he's dead,

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I can finally fulfill my dream of turning this place into a Johnny Rockets

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and/or the fancy restaurant from Ratatouille.

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I kind of feel like you gotta pick a direction.

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We're doing both!

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♪ Great words won't cover ugly actions ♪

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♪ Good frames won't save bad paintings ♪

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[♪ intense punk music playing, Refused "New Noise"]

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♪ Whoo! ♪

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♪ We lack the motion ♪

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♪ To move to the new-- ♪

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Yeah.

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You can tell I'm good at chefin'

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because of all the quick edits and loud music.

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Mm. The previous chef only cooked with fewer edits and quieter music.

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So therefore, I resent this change.

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Well, get on board 'cause that's how we're doin' it now.

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Bad news, Chef, we're out of-- I--

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I-- I wanna say beef?

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Yes. Beef.

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You people are unbelievable.

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Oh, boy. Now what do I do?

#384

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Well, if you've got any oven jeans to sell, this is the time.

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You told me you had a supply of vintage denim to sell.

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This is just a Winnie the Pooh varsity jacket.

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You want it or not? I got a lot of people who are interested.

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I...

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No. I don't want it.

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What if I told you there's condoms in every pocket of that bad boy?

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I'd say you just got yourself 40 pounds of trunk beef.

#392

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Wow. Chef, you've really turned this place upside down.

#393

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Yes. Even I have been reluctantly won over.

#394

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Well, it's just in time for the big Chicago food critic who's coming.

#395

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He's the biggest food critic in all of Chicago.

#396

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Oh, yeah. They call him Mr. Chicago Food Guy.

#397

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Anyone who gets a bad review from him is executed,

#398

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Chicago style!

#399

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Guys, if you didn't wanna do The Bear, just say so.

#400

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But whatever this is...

#401

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All I know is this hectic kitchen of ours sure is different

#402

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from the fancy, hoity-toity restaurant in New York

#403

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where I used to work, of which we will now see a flashback.

#404

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Is this food tiny enough of rich New Yorkers, Chef?

#405

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- Plate bigger, food tinier, Chef. - Yes, Chef.

#406

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It should look like two grains of rice served on a door.

#407

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Yes, Chef.

#408

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You call this tiny food?

#409

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This food is enormous!

#410

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You're terrible at this, Chef!

#411

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I'm sorry, Chef. I'll do better, Chef.

#412

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The woman at table 35 wants a sausage for her buns.

#413

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That was a sex joke. Say "Giggity, Chef."

#414

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[spluttering] Giggity, Chef.

#415

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You'll never make it in the New York restaurant scene

#416

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which is understood to be the fanciest,

#417

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even though when you say New York,

#418

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people immediately think of street hot dogs.

#419

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- Yes, Chef. - And where's your hair net?

#420

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Oh, I-- I thought it was sexy underwear.

#421

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There's no leg holes.

#422

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I know. I just bagged it like grocery store onions.

#423

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Juxtaposition.

#424

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Anyway, I got us fresh sourdough for the big Chicago food critic.

#425

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No. That was the old way.

#426

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We're doing just King's Hawaiian rolls.

#427

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I think we should stick with sourdough.

#428

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No! Only King bread!

#429

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Wet beef on King! That's my Chicago!

#430

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Speaking of which, I think it's time for several shots of an elevated train

#431

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with a lot of clickity-clack noises.

#432

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[♪ pensive blues music playing]

#433

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Chicago.

#434

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All right. Big day today, chefs.

#435

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Since that critic is coming, everything needs to go exactly right.

#436

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Here he is.

#437

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All right. Signed photo of Rick Moranis. Off to a good start.

#438

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Welcome to the restaurant from The Bear.

#439

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We saved you our best table.

#440

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Joe, what are you doin' here?

#441

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Oh, I heard we were doing a special episode.

#442

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So I decided to drop in

#443

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as my favorite FX Next Day on Hulu character,

#444

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Raylan Givens from Justified: City Primeval.

#445

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You can't just say a bunch of words and think they make a sentence.

#446

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Are you kiddin' me? It's huge on Hulu.

#447

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Top hundred, for sure. Easy.

#448

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At least top two hundred.

#449

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- Easy. - Joe, get out of here.

#450

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I'm trying to get a baby critic to like my wet beef.

#451

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Oh, I'm so sorry. Then just say that.

#452

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All right. Good news.

#453

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While you two were messing around, I tried all the food,

#454

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and I'm going to give a great review to The Bear.

#455

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Okay. Time out. What is "The Bear"?

#456

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Is this restaurant The Bear? Am I The Bear?

#457

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Oh, I-- I thought the idea was restaurant ownership,

#458

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you know, more generally, is a bear.

#459

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Oh-- All right. That makes sense.

#460

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Chris, you've seen the show. Who or what is "The Bear"?

#461

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Well, your last name is Berzatto,

#462

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so Bear.

#463

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Okay, so it is me. I'm Bear.

#464

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People call me The Bear?

#465

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Yeah. They kind of don't, though.

#466

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But in Season 2, there's a restaurant also called The Bear.

#467

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All right. So I'm feeling like you have not answered my question at all.

#468

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But just so I'm clear, I'm the main guy, right?

#469

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I'm the guy who sort of looks like a hot Gene Wilder?

#470

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- Oh, does he? - Yeah. Yeah, let's pull him up.

#471

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See? Look at that. Can't you see like a kind of CrossFit Willy Wonka?

#472

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[Stewie] No, no. We're not taking shots at him.

#473

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He's an FX Next Day on Hulu star.

#474

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Let's bring up the MyPillow guy.

#475

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[Chris] He looks like a guy who's Discover card just bounced.

#476

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[Peter] Or a guy who takes solo trips to Thailand.

#477

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[Cleveland] That guy your mom dated too soon after the divorce.

#478

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[Joe] The Driver's Ed instructor you've heard whispers about.

#479

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[Chris] He's definitely burned his hand on a Benihana grill.

#480

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[Lois] The reason nine women have just broken their silence.

#481

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[Stewie] He looks like he belongs in the front and back seat of a police car.

#482

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[Joe] He looks like a guy who boards in group 3,

#483

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even though he's in group 8.

#484

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[Lois] He looks like a guy who's not allowed to talk to his wife's sister.

#485

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[Peter] Or a male nurse that interrupts a family's final moments.

#486

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Maybe this-- Maybe this is the Bear.

#487

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I don't get why you're dead set against doing this show.

#488

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What are you afraid of?

#489

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I don't know. I'm just confused by all of it.

#490

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When I was a kid, it was just ladies that cooked.

#491

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And guys with tattoos lived on ships.

#492

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Okay? That's what makes sense to me.

#493

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This has been The Bear.

#494

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Well, we hope you had fun tonight with some of Hulu's best offerings.

#495

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I know we sure did.

#496

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But before we go,

#497

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let's take a moment to remember some of the streaming services

#498

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that are no longer with us.

#499

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[♪ mournful ballad playing, Sarah McLachlan "I Will Remember You"]

#500

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[audience applauding]

#501

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[audience cheering]

#502

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[silence]

#503

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[coughing]

#504

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[audience applauding]

#505

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[♪ closing theme music playing]

#506

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