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Then I skipped to the end and it ruined it for me.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#88
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That's it. Both of you to the window.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#89
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- Let's go. Right now. - [Carla] I'm going.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#90
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[Turk] "When they saw the star,
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#91
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they rejoiced with exceeding great joy."
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#92
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Matthew, 2:10.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#93
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Dude, that's just a Christmas tree in the park.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#94
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I understand what you're saying, baby.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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Oh, no, please. You can't just jump back on my good side.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#96
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You see all of this right here?
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#97
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And this?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#98
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And this?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#99
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Consider yourself cut off.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#100
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Full love embargo, baby.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#101
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- That's not gonna last. - It will last.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#102
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- Oh, yeah? - It's gonna last.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#103
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What if I came up to you, all tired,
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#104
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and I just... I had to yawn...?
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#105
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Damn!
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#106
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- How pathetic is that? - Do it again.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#107
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Please.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#108
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Oh, this is from last night.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#109
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The Christmas tree over at Miller Park.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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God, I love that tree. It's so beautiful, isn't it?
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#111
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- I've been there almost... - Listen, Meredith.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#112
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You're pregnant. Pretty far along, actually.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#113
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What? That's not possible.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#114
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What am I supposed to do?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#115
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"Ohhh! Look at the baby!"
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#116
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Um, babies aren't really my thing,
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#117
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so I'm just gonna go get you someone else to talk to.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#118
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Oh, come on, it's great to see you guys again.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#119
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Really, all three of you.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#120
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What is it with friends wanting to be in your life?
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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Selfish is what it is.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#122
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I thought I got Randy and Jackie in the divorce.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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Banana hammock!
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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I'm betting your ability to thrive under pressure is what drove you to medicine.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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You should have seen him when he was a new intern.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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"I. Don't. Want. To. Be. A. Doctor."
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#129
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You know, I think we all know that's just not true.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#130
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I'm assuming, since you already took everything else,
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#131
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that you're here for my self-respect,
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#132
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but there's bad news on that one, sweetcheeks.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#133
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I already gave it to your mom when she begged me to marry you.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#134
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I wouldn't have room for it,
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#135
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what with your testicles in my trophy case.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#136
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Holy cow.
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S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#137
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