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That's a wonderful idea, except I heard your smart-aleck remark
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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so why don't you just keep your little pregnant girl?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#32
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It'll be good practice for you as you'll probably end up in a female specialty anyway.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#33
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Oh, what do you mean by that? I'm internal medicine.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#34
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Well, of course you are.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#35
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But numbers don't lie and most women end up in OB-GYN, family practice or pediatrics.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#36
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It's like a riptide, sweetheart, pulling and pulling,
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#37
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and you can swim against the current all you want.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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But when Mr. Stork comes a-calling,
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#39
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you're not gonna be thinking, "I'm internal medicine."
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#40
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It's gonna be, "Ohhh! Look at the baby!"
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#41
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Sir, I have to say, I'm offended.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#42
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Oh, no. Now I have to go buy flowers to make it right.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#43
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♪ I'm no Superman ♪
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#46
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Newbie, stay.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#47
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Oh, what a good boy you are.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#48
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Dear God, Judy, how much product do you use?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#49
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None. It's like this when I wake up.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#50
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Yeah, quick tip, there, sports star.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#51
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When you're defensive about your feminine side,
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#52
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it just makes you seem more girly.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#53
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- You want something? - Easy.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#54
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Nobody likes a cranky punching bag.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#55
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And yes, it's about a patient. Pretty good friend of mine.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#56
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Huh!
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#58
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Randy, Jackie, what do you say?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#59
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This is the monkey I got to videotape the birth.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#60
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I hate him.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#61
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['50s rock'n'roll piano]
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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Hey, everybody!
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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Heyyy.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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I'm sorry, it's been two weeks,
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#69
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and your son shows no neurological improvement.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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[groan]
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#71
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It was a miracle! First of all, the man was damn near dead.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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- Then he comes out. - You're ridiculous.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#73
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I'm telling you it was a miracle.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#74
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- It was not a miracle. - Yes, it was. Dude...
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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I kind of envy Turk.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#76
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So you think God was responsible for his recovery?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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- Uh-huh. - That's fine.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#80
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We all have our beliefs.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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I carry around this tiny little Monopoly piece for good luck.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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Did you just compare my Lord and Savior to a tiny top hat?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#83
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He did, I heard him, baby. Go get him.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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Excuse me, Nurse Teresa.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
#85
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Have you ever read the Bible?
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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I started it.
Scrubs
S01E11 — My Own Personal Jesus
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