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Don't tell any of my patients but neither did I.
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Is that supposed to make me feel better or something?
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What? No, it was just a joke.
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I was doing the whole, like, turn a frown upside-down.
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Yeah, you know what? Hold it. I don't think we're okay.
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Wait, you just accepted my apology. You can't take it back.
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Have you ever spent time with a woman?
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Is my punishment coming or is it just horrible staring
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because the anticipation is killing me.
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- Make your case. - I'm sorry, what?
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Well, you tell me why Chorey McCrazy Chore
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should get to stay here two more nights.
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You don't understand how hard it is for some women
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to make it on their own nowadays.
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Jill is so exhausted. It won't get easier.
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She's her own worst enemy.
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She's constantly trying to please.
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She judges herself harsher than anyone does.
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Have you actually seen what you look like today?
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I know, I'm a skank. She never says no to anyone, so...
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Swing by my apartment after work,
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pick up a sample of my dog's stool
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and take it to the vet for me?
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I can do it at lunch.
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[elevator bell rings]
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- Oh... - It's okay.
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Jill can stay a little longer.
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And if we're real lucky, she'll realize that it's okay
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to give yourself a break every once in a while, right?
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Hey. I took a cab from the last stop.
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- You forgot your coat. - I don't want it.
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Why would you?
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I was only gonna go to that stupid exhibit
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because I wanted you to think I was brainy or something.
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- I'm so angry at myself. - Oh, thank goodness.
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I thought you were mad at me.
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I've had hundreds of interns decide
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that they don't need me anymore. Why should...?
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You see, this is why you can't be friends with doctors.
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Carla, if it's a problem,
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you, me, Elliot and Turk will get together...
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I don't work with Turk and I'm not that close to Elliot.
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The only problem here is you, okay?
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We're supposed to be friends.
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Your self-esteem is so wrapped up in what you do.