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- Take it back. - This second.
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Ooh, look at the time. Gotta go, it's lunchtime.
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Are we still on for that Bresson exhibit?
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- Yes, we are. - Cool!
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Did somebody just ask out my girlfriend?
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Do you want to come?
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Black-and-white photography, very artsy-fartsy, no boobies.
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- Hello, sir. - Nice spot.
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Yes, sir. It is.
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I usually try to get out here for lunch every day at 12:30.
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- You don't say? - Yep.
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Every day, 12:30, for 23 years.
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Hey, from now on, your name is Scooter.
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- I don't get it. - Short for scooter pie.
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I hate scooter pies.
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Oh, now I see.
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You big jerk.
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Thanks again for the invite, Bambi.
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- I love photography. - Baby, photography's for studs.
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Maybe someone spent the morning
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Luckily, I was prepared.
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- Did you do your pre-rounds? - Yes.
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Discharge summaries?
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- Pharmacy renewals? - Yes.
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S.O.A.P. notes? Central line changes?
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Okay, Janet, but did you go ahead and fix your beeper
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so it doesn't play that annoying song every time you get paged?
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- Yes. - [pager beeps]
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- Crap. - [boxing bell]
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I - expect - you - to - act - like -
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a - professional - around - here!
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Is that all you got?
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- Good one. - Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
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Interesting tidbit.
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Back during the gold rush when a man staked a claim,
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if he came upon another man panning his spot,
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why, he could shoot that fella dead
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without even asking any questions.
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You don't say.
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Simpler times.
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Okay, what if you've had three great dates
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and he likes you so much
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he hasn't even tried to have sex with you yet?
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I could sabotage that relationship in two phone calls.