🎲 Surprise Me

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Start by touching them, you know,
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holding their hand, or stroking their hair,
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or giving them a reassuring pat on the arm.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing. You'll be great.
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There you go, sir.
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I'm sorry. It's my watch, I'll get it.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me...
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See, Dave, at Sacred Heart we don't treat symptoms,
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we treat people.
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There's something on your back.
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What does this one say?
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"Never stop kicking me."
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And on the other side is my discharge form.
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Bob, you tried to discharge me an hour before I almost died?
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How very clever.
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What? It wasn't me. In fact...
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I think you put it there yourself to get more attention.
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It was me. I put it there.
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Okay, forget about everything that's going on.
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We know that you're bummed out about missing Thanksgiving so...
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we decided to bring it to you.
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Wow, guys, thanks.
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Where's the food?
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Who wants the unmentionables?
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[echoing] Bambi? Your fever's spiking.
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They're worried your appendix might burst so we're going into surgery now.
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Who's on call?
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Dr. Turk, let's get started.
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Dude, could you not look over my shoulder while I'm doing this?
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It's a little unnerving.
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You've got a little fever.
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Probably atelectasis from lying in bed.
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- I'm really uncomfortable. - I'm so sorry.
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You're not gonna hug me, are you?
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Believe me, I'm done with all that.
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If it makes you feel better, I hate this whole touchy-feely culture anyway.
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That whole "kiss hello" thing.
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I don't want anyone touching me unless we have sex.
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Even then I don't want them to overdo it.
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So where in Connecticut are you from?