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As a doctor, you found me comforting?
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#201
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Oh, God, no.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#202
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Come on, I'm pretty good with people.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#203
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- You're horrible with people. - I'm warm.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#204
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You're very cold. I mean, your hands...
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#205
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- It's like you're a yeti. - I have bad circulation.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#206
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I do this all day and it doesn't help.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#207
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Listen, sweetie,
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#208
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you're a very efficient, competent doctor.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#209
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But your exams...
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#210
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Do you examine everyone like that
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#211
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or just people you feel have wronged you in some way?
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#212
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- I appreciate your opinion. - It's not an opinion.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#213
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You see those guys right there?
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#214
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They're pretending to be asleep so you won't manhandle them.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#215
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They are not.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#216
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Dude, what are you doing?
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#217
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Too frank, right?
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#218
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I know. It's probably why my mom pushed me down the stairs.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#219
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She is fat, though. And boring.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#220
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[Carla] BP's 60 over palp. Is he having a heart attack?
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#221
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No, it's hypotension and electrical alternance on the monitor.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#222
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This is tamponade.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#223
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Viral infections can cause pericarditis
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#224
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and a rapid accumulation of fluid.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#225
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It looks like a heart attack but don't let it fool you.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#226
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BP's stabilizing.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#227
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- What have we got? - Don't worry. We're fine here.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#228
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Dr. Turk, if you will?
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#231
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We'll mark for the incision right about here.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#232
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Dude!
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#234
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I'm about to bust a mad sliz-ice in your insides!
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#235
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Sir, I'd prefer if someone other than Dr. Turk performed the surgery.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#236
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Fair enough.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#237
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Dr. Cotter will perform the procedure tomorrow morning.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#238
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- You understand, don't you? - Whatever, man.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#241
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You want some salsa for that chip on your shoulder?
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#242
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I can't believe you. I would never ever do something like this to you.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#243
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- You're like school in July. - What do you mean?
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#244
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No class.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#245
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[roaring laughter]
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#246
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You know, you're not supposed to scare me like that, sir.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#247
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It was just a prank. Admittedly, I took it too far.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#248
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Well, I still laughed, but...
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#249
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I felt a little guilty I wasn't here administering...
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#250
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Hi-ho! I just came to check on my favorite patient.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#251
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I must have the wrong room.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#252
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- How are you, Dave? - I'm doing great, Bob.
Scrubs
S01E09 — My Day Off
#253
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