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So, I have been looking at Dr. Benson's chart.
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His chest x-ray was normal,
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his vitals are stable, so let's discharge him.
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Well, now hold the phone there, skipper.
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Now, Dr. Benson should be able to stay here
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until he feels he's ready to go.
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I mean, give me a break, he was only Chief of Medicine for ten years.
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Well, I haven't had my coffee yet,
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so I'm finding it hard coming up with a more colorful way to say "Who gives a crap?"
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Actually, that wasn't half bad.
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[Kelso] Our next patient is a 26-year-old male
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who has presented vomiting, abdominal cramps and fever.
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[Kelso] Still, Rodin's masterpiece makes us wonder,
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why didn't he spend a little less time thinking
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and a little more time at the gym?
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[rusty clanking]
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I do cardio.
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Which most likely indicates what, Dr. Reid?
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I'd say he has a simple case of appendicitis.
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[Kelso] How would you proceed, Dr. Dorian?
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Well, for starters, I would give me that news in private, no matter how angry I was at me.
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Sounds like there's some fascinating back story here.
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Turf him to surgery. Moving on.
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You'd better watch it, Bambi.
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You don't want a 100lb white girl mad at you.
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You'll flinch every time you hear a Range Rover.
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I can't believe I have to spend all Thanksgiving here.
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Tell me that wouldn't kill you.
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Do they celebrate Thanksgiving in your homeland?
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You mean Chicago?
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You have a Chicago?
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Be nice to me. I'm getting surgery.
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Dr. Wen is the attending.
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Who's the intern doing all the work?
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♪ I get to cut you open ♪
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♪ I get to cut... ♪
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And go, uhn, and down, unh
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and down, unh, unh, unh...
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Oh, good God.
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[Elliot] Mr. Davis, you won't be home for Thanksgiving
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but you'll be eating leftovers by Saturday.
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Great. And doctor, thank you so much.
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You're welcome.
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We've gotten to know each other over the last week, haven't we?