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Except for this stabbing pain in my side.
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Up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.
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- Dude! - Oh, my bad.
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Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like,
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you know what I mean?
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See ya later, buddy.
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Don't worry. Carla will take care of you.
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Make sure he's admitted right away.
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You know people die here?
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You're a good friend.
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Mm, I do what I can. Can I have your stuff?
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♪ I'm no Superman ♪
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So did you talk to any girls last night?
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Baby, I'm an attractive man, we both know this.
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It's just a burden you're gonna have to live with.
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Ah... J.D. talked some girl up.
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Really? Are you gonna call her?
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Not right away.
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All right, showtime. Clear out so I can check him out.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're examining me?
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I don't want you to see my unmentionables.
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I've seen underwear before.
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I use the word unmentionables for my genitals as well.
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68-year-old male with respiratory distress and...
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Save your breath.
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Never thought you'd call me that again, after I left.
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- Dr. Cox! - Relax, Carla.
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The man I'm smothering isn't really my father.
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Dr. Benson used to be the Chief of Medicine here.
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[muffled] Hi, how are you?
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Still have that great rapport with the nurses, huh?
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Carla totally gets me. That's why I've been systematically trying to drive her away.
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Did you ever see that therapist I recommended?
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Shortness of breath? Dizziness? Problems urinating?
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Is it a problem if it whistles?
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Oh, you're making this so much easier.
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- Are you sexually active? - Oh, it's active.
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I'll write "rare dry spell" in the margin.
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Okay, time for the physical.
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C-c-cold h-hands.