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I'll evaluate the hell right out of you.
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- When? - The second I get off work.
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Great! Here it is.
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You get off six-ish, or...?
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Oh, danger. Oh, oh...
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You're gonna have to see her eventually.
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No, I don't. I know the layout to the air-duct system
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like the back of my hand.
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Of course I'm gonna have to see her again.
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So this is the part where all of a sudden it's my fault?
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Turk, if you could have seen the look on her face...
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I tell you, if I think about it again, it's gonna make me cry.
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What am I gonna do?
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Keep doing what you're doing.
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Eventually, she'll quit and move.
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- Why am I even talking to you? - What?!
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You're such a guy.
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You can't understand something this deep
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on any kind of real emotional level.
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Hey, Turk. I'm sorry about the poster thing.
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It was racially insensitive. I should've been aware of your feelings.
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Your intentions were good. There's never been an issue of race between us.
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You've been nothing but a friend to me.
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We've got some things to work out but we'll get there.
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But you know what? I'm not gonna wallow in self pity.
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Right after work, I'm gonna go straight downtown
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and just tear it up, you know?
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Maybe I'll have a cigarette, just get a little crazy,
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and head wherever the night takes me.
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What's that, now?
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[needle scratches record]
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[man] Hey, baby, how much?
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[man] Hey, don't go away, man!
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Get me the hell outta here. Hurry!
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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I'm gonna leave the cart in the closet
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and leave the closet unlocked.
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If, by magic, it should happen to reappear,
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I won't ask any questions.