🎲 Surprise Me

Results (4017)

4913c375-e7fa-4f29-809f-3ebb3df3a0c1.gif
You think you're better than me?!
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#384
⇓
fec1c7fa-9df7-4683-bed1-b19fc0a1f1b5.gif
I'm the white devil!
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#385
⇓
6649d178-a1f8-44b4-9040-bae5018ba919.gif
Remember during COVID when everyone was shitting all over Asian people?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#386
⇓
aacac2ed-4f2c-4f99-baeb-1a9771c6f0bb.gif
Blaming it on you guys? That wasn't me. I didn't do that. I went to a march.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#387
⇓
a31065dd-a4bc-4b86-aeed-62e9bac773d2.gif
And I... And I posted. I posted a yellow square.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#388
⇓
2977adce-50ab-4e87-a519-9ae5105ecf5a.gif
I know, sir.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#389
⇓
02f756a6-0036-4259-8a94-b64699031b1f.gif
Thank you for flying Delta.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#390
⇓
691c13d3-ab2f-4df7-b10a-1d4355355799.gif
Okay. That's our time.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#391
⇓
2b945e38-83d1-40d4-b767-34f65e8da5e5.gif
So, how are you feeling right now as we end?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#392
⇓
19f90f8f-e8f7-4887-aa62-c899627b6de8.gif
Whatever.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#393
⇓
58d04d10-e447-408b-b8c4-d2d251c16609.gif
- Fine. - I wish these sessions were longer.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#394
⇓
452b0692-b9c0-449d-8a41-cf67a51181fa.gif
Can't believe this shit's $400 an hour.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#395
⇓
94acea63-092e-4228-a8d5-d64a0009a97b.gif
What a fucking baby.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#396
⇓
d2402598-068a-4cbc-93e6-1034fb6e8f8a.gif
What a little bitch.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#397
⇓
1f098bf5-9dc1-49bd-a47e-268a96ca6b8d.gif
Next!
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#398
⇓
f6ce80cf-fcc4-41a8-b463-7e4688c71891.gif
- Hi. - Hi.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#399
⇓
88a6bb72-c31f-457a-8ca3-aeeaf73750a9.gif
I was wondering, are they serving a meal on this flight?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#400
⇓
8e906eb6-b100-4b04-8afd-fe3451f74359.gif
Yes, for first-class passengers.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#401
⇓
8f8467ff-06db-470c-b684-7bb58ec263c9.gif
- Great, thanks. - Yeah.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#402
⇓
dc214757-0666-488f-b509-51b51a465e91.gif
Oh, um, I'm sorry, sir.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#403
⇓
fc07ac2c-d4cb-4d61-9b6f-1da3c2963615.gif
We're gonna need to check your bag.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#404
⇓
7f3a8791-8f51-45d8-8c20-6edcfe0c4df0.gif
- Really? - Yeah.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#405
⇓
0be46585-d3fa-4f1e-ba92-f28d56e31539.gif
Are you sure? I always travel with this.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#406
⇓
eae9e7f4-cc6c-4ea5-bd1d-3735e9b43d8f.gif
- Leave it there. I'll take care of it. - Okay.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#407
⇓
6e27cad1-865d-461c-ace6-6736df78a565.gif
Thanks.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#408
⇓
0a5562af-65cb-4296-999f-05236635cea7.gif
Thanks.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#409
⇓
4a27d1f5-4154-4097-b7ad-ee255e565e18.gif
This is for you
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#410
⇓
26d40c88-9a1c-4cff-a6ab-9cedb24c070b.gif
I love my daddy
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#411
⇓
45ba5e16-e045-4496-a93c-27a3914b4d87.gif
It's all for you 'Cause you're my daddy
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#412
⇓
0388135e-ee37-45c7-a3da-c51d525c9fa6.gif
This is for you
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#413
⇓
833dd557-3fd3-49f3-b1f2-f3513932da40.gif
I love my daddy
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#414
⇓
e9ce1239-2fe0-489d-b793-d5871fa19231.gif
It's all for you 'Cause you're my daddy
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#415
⇓
8aa67df6-d84b-4cf2-b118-92b85108fb1e.gif
This is for you
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#416
⇓
050cff31-3b0f-4347-9324-d4b39a464f9d.gif
'Cause you're my daddy
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#417
⇓
88f42cb0-2b7e-4552-8033-3e3d2af7fc94.gif
Do you like it?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#418
⇓
f1361fd4-9869-4744-9ac3-21256d706d9d.gif
I also sleep with a weighted blanket
Bad Thoughts
S02E03 — Bad News
#1
⇓
2748f96c-b8c5-4dfe-9488-fd4b11e8eb43.gif
'cause I like to feel somebody on top of me,
Bad Thoughts
S02E03 — Bad News
#2
⇓
2373b714-d626-4ca4-b1c0-71624edb9f0c.gif
but I don't have to have hair in my mouth,
Bad Thoughts
S02E03 — Bad News
#3
⇓
ecedb278-93aa-4252-aeaa-adec4d531ae8.gif
so I sleep with a weighted blanket,
Bad Thoughts
S02E03 — Bad News
#4
⇓
1cde191d-bddb-49dc-b91c-a5d6494249ac.gif
which also helps with wet dreams.
Bad Thoughts
S02E03 — Bad News
#5
⇓
b6a5d8ca-6aaa-43a0-8432-99deb6f97f2f.gif
And by help, I mean it causes them, so...
Bad Thoughts
S02E03 — Bad News
#6
⇓
9b08d6dd-18c3-4208-8932-9c94efe2d223.gif
Weighted blankets, yeah, good for wet dreams,
Bad Thoughts
S02E03 — Bad News
#7
⇓
fe3cabc9-2639-412b-982c-81b36d2a4fa5.gif
shitty for house fires, I'll tell you that.
Bad Thoughts
S02E03 — Bad News
#8
⇓
ad0c6316-bcc2-4eb5-b450-8feaa1edde6a.gif
You know, Christina said I have great balls.
Bad Thoughts
S02E03 — Bad News
#9
⇓
20063049-e7a4-4d43-80c4-1bf750cdad00.gif
Which really just feels like she's saying, "Your dick's not worth talking about."
Bad Thoughts
S02E03 — Bad News
#10
⇓
c6e61ce7-ac7a-40fb-82c8-355353cc6c42.gif
We're not supposed to be married.
Bad Thoughts
S02E03 — Bad News
#11
⇓
e793f6ea-083f-4759-b976-22ab5cd4c59d.gif
Right?
Bad Thoughts
S02E03 — Bad News
#12
⇓
ccc271f8-d0dd-4812-b120-f02c50cc4b15.gif
They're here.
Bad Thoughts
S02E03 — Bad News
#13
⇓