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Bad Thoughts

Season 2, Episode 2 — Bad Perspectives

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Show: Bad Thoughts
Episode title: Bad Perspectives
Air date: May 24, 2026
Directors: Rami Hachache, Jeremy Konner
Top billed cast: Tom Segura
A body swap puts a dad between a rock and a hard place. A plantation owner misreads the signs. An airport ordeal unfolds from two perspectives.
Source: TMDB
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Where do you think you're going?
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- To my room! Ugh! - I am not done talking to you!
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You never even try to understand me!
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I'm sorry I don't have the perfect life like you do.
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You think my life is perfect?
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That just goes to show what you understand.
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- You have it so easy, sweetie. - Easy?
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- You couldn't last one day living my life. - Are you kidding?
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Your life would be a vacation!
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Ugh.
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You couldn't last one day living my life.
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You never even try to understand me!
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You think my life is perfect? That just goes to show...
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Your life would be a vacation!
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- I'm so old! - How did this happen?
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- Oh my God, there's so much skin. - I cannot believe that this is real!
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So let me get this straight.
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You guys had a fight about how you don't understand each other.
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And then you went to sleep, and now...
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I'm her, and she's me!
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Wait! Ow.
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Why does my wrist hurt?
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- That's my arthritis! Honey, I'm sorry! - Right?
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You can feel her arthritis?
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- Yes. - That's remarkable.
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Oh my goodness. I mean...
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You're allergic to shellfish. Does that mean you can have lobster now?
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I don't know.
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And will you dream about... her experiences?
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And if I, you know... with you,
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would that be with her?
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- What are you talking about, Bill? - Baby, I'm a systems analyst.
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I'm just thinking about-- You know what? Forget I said anything.
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Okay.
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We have to fix this, Mom!
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My final audition for Juilliard is tonight.
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If I don't go, I'll never play violin professionally.
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- Oh my God. - Okay, but seriously.
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How would this work if we were really trying to figure it out?
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If you are her and you are her,
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then hypothetically,
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who would I choose if I had to?
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If it was like a life-or-death scenario?
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'Cause I'm trying to figure out who it would make more sense to...
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You know?
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- To have sex with? - What?!
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Hey, jeez, don't say that in front of Kelly... or Nancy.
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You see what I--? This is so confusing. Just forget I said anything.
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- Keep doing what you were doing. - Okay, we'll try. Back to what matters.
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But, but, but...
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- I don't think I should have sex with you. - Jesus.
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Because while you are my wife's body,
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my daughter is inside, and no, thank you.
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- Ew, ew, ew! - What the hell, Bill?
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What?
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I thought we were all trying to figure out the rules of this magical event. Am I...?
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All right, let's just move on. My bad.
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Okay, honey, honey, honey, will you at least try to teach me?
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Teach you how to play Tchaikovsky in a day? Are you crazy?
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I'm not trying to fuck my daughter. For the record.
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What? Is that not a good thing?
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That I want to not fuck my daughter?
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That's great, Bill.
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Great, wish granted. Are you ready to move on?
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Yes. You can see why it's confusing, right?
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But honestly, we'll just-- We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
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Why would we ever get to that bridge, Dad?
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We won't. We absolutely won't.
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Assuming everything goes back to the way it was.
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But when will that be?
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It could be days, it could be months, it could be years.
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- It's been three minutes, Dad! - I'm trying to stay ahead of it.
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Okay, will you just stop talking about fucking us?!
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Honey, she's not new to sex.
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She's been seeing that Jeff Hinkle kid for a while now,
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and I found a used condom in the trash.
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- Oh my God, Dad! Don't go through my shit! - Wait...
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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- God. Okay... - Wait, what about my presentation? I...
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I mean, I love you, but there is zero chance
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you're gonna be able to explain to the national grocery chain
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the financial upside of putting Smucker's jelly on their end caps.
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- What? - I'm gonna get fired.
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- Blowjobs are off the table. - What the fuck?!
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Off the table. Don't you agree?
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I can't look down and see my wiener in my daughter's mouth.
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- Oh, make it stop! Oh my God! - I'm trying.
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Jeez Louise!
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I'm trying to tell you, no blowjobs. I'm not doing it.
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At least not now.
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Maybe after some time,
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we'll all feel differently, and we can reconvene then.
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God! Can you just get the fuck out of here, Dad?
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Okay, I can take a hint.
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I'm gonna go upstairs, see if the cat's fed.
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You ladies, do your thing.
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Okay. Wait!
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- I know what we can do! - You do?
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I'm gonna go to the presentation. But I'll just put my hair down like this,
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and I'll hide an AirPod in my ear, and you just tell me what to say.
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That... that's actually great.
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- Yeah. - Yes! Oh!
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Wow. When did my daughter become so brilliant?
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Maybe you just had to look a little harder.
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Threesome in the dark! I figured it out.
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I do my best thinking on the stairs.
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Think about it. Threesome in the dark, right?
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I won't know whose mouth or hands are touching what or doing what.
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You stay quiet. It's perfect.
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Threesome in the dark.
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Hm? All right, we'll talk about it later. Just process it.
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- Mom. Seriously? - Mm. Mm-hmm.
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I cannot believe how you put up with that fucking disgusting pig.
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How do you even get through each day, let alone prepare for a presentation?
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Me? I mean, I can't believe you've turned out relatively normal
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with that lunatic as your father.
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I mean, any other girl would be in a ditch with 20 needles sticking out of her arms.
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Guess I never really understood how hard it was to be you.
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I think that makes two of us.
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What... what... what...?
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I'm me!
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Mom, Mom, I'm me!
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- Oh, we're back, thank God. - I can still do my audition.
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And I can get ready for my presentation!
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- I love you. - I love you.
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- Good luck! Thank you. - Good luck, Mama!
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What's happening?
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Why am I in this old man's body?
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Hey, bae.
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It's me, your boyfriend. Jeff Hinkle.
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Ew!
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Good morning, everybody!
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The Lord has blessed us with another beautiful day
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for y'all to give thanks to me, Master Murphy,
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for giving you the opportunity to actually do some work
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and do something productive with your life
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instead of acting like every day is a vacation,
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so you can rid yourself of the devil's grip on your loins
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and actually do some digging and hauling and work for me.
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In Jesus' name, amen.
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That's a good prayer.
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Get your ass back to work now.
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You know what? I might need to get me my money back.
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Ain't nothing worse than a slave who can't churn butter.
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Me and my family have been eating dry toast for a month.
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That's nothin'.
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My house been chilly for weeks
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'cause none of my negroes can chop wood to save their goddamn lives.
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- Mm. - Yeah, well, that ain't shit.
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No matter what I do,
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no matter what I try,
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mine just keep rearranging my furniture.
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Started with a chair, then my chifforobe.
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That was there.
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Next, it's the whole goddamn parlor.
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Hm.
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Saying the color palette clashes with the drapes.
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How fucking dare he?
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Yeah, uh...
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Oh. I almost forgot.
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Well, the other morning, I walked into my kitchen.
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One of my little jibbity bugs
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had the audacity to be singing one of his little songs in my house.
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- One of his spirituals, "Amazing..." - "Amazing Grace."
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- That's the one. - Amazing bullshit!
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Mm-hmm. That and the daddy song.
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The daddy song?
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The daddy song.
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Mm, no.
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You know, the goddamn daddy song?
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Where they take you out there by the water with the picnic, and they spin around,
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and they start doing the, you know...
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You are my daddy, I love my daddy
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It's all for you 'Cause you're my daddy
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I love all you, 'cause you're my daddy
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It's all for you 'Cause you're my baby
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You are my baby, I love my daddy
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I mean, goddamn. How much do you love your daddy
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to make a whole goddamn song about him like that?
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I guess it's kinda nice, but all day long?
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I don't have time for this shit.
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I mean, I enjoy his company,
companyenjoy
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but it's too much of a commitment, you know?
commitment
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- Okay. - Yeah, um...
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Oh! Y'all not gonna believe this.
believeyall
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One of them coal crawlers had the gall to talk back to me.
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Boy, I cracked that whip so hard, they heard it all the way down in Biloxi.
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Ooh, I know all about that.
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I whipped one of mine so hard, the boy started moaning.
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Oh yeah.
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Moaning?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Moaning like how?
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Sort of like...
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"Oh yeah."
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"Oh, I'm close, daddy. Can you give me one more?"
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"Ooh."
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"Yeah, I like that."
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"I've been bad for you today."
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"Please, please."
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"One more. One more so I can release..."
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You know?
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Like that.
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I whipped him so hard, the boy's nut hit the floor.
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His seed hit the floor.
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- He came on the floor. - No, no, no, we heard you, Murphy.
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All your boys be doin' this?
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No, just one of 'em.
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Hey, uh, you ever think that maybe...
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Nah, never mind.
mind
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What?
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Murphy, uh,
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I think your boy might be... a little sweet.
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Sweet?
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Like, how?
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I ain't no doctor,
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but I have heard that sometimes men can prefer the company of other men.
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I prefer the company of other men.
companyprefer
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No one hates women as much as me.
hateswomen
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No. No, I don't think that's what he means, Murphy.
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I'm saying, I think your boy may favor menfolk for his fornications.
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You got yourself a fella-fucker.
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Murphy, think long and hard.
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Have you noticed anything else funny?
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No, I don't think so.
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Mm! So warm.
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Your hands are so soft for a man.
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Scrub my hole now.
holescrub
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- Any funny business with your daughter? - My daughter?
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And if she ever show her face, you best know I'm gonna say something.
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Ooh, girl, stop! You crazy.
crazygirl
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- Just a little bit. - She look like a pretty horse.
horse
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Hi, Daddy!
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No, but she kind of fat anyway.
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I don't think negroes enjoy the company of heavyset white women, right?
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My goodness. This is lovely.
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You made this?
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- I made it for you. - I feel like prancing.
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I'm not sure on the marble.
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It's between the Calacatta and the Danby for me.
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I prefer the Danby. It's local, from Vermont.
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I love that.
love
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What the hell is an open floor plan?
flooropenplan
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- I know you sure as hell don't know. - What?!
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- Relax. - Okay.
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You, for one, do not tell me when to relax.
relax
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I relax when I want to relax.
relax
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I'm going to relax.
relax
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I mean, I think it's pretty cut and dry, Murphy.
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The boy ejaculated when you whipped him.
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I think Murphy's got himself a boyfriend!
boyfriendmurphys
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- No, I-- No, I don't. - His moon donkey's a sugarfoot!
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That's not true.
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Y'all are sitting around reading poetry to each other by candlelight.
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- I like poetry. - I bet you do!
poetry
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Y'all reading the same books, then talking about what's in the books?
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He's in a domestic partnership!
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Murphy, you are a dumb motherfucker!
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Here are your papers.
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Now take your shit and get your fella-fuckin' ass up north.
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- I don't want no part of this business. - Baby.
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I don't want to be free if it means I can't be with you no more.
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- Please, baby-- - No.
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No! Gross!
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Everybody made fun of me, and they laughed.
everybodyfunlaughed
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And they called me "the darkie diddler." I thought we were friends.
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Jerry and Thomas, they think I'm sweet.
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I ain't sweet. I hate everybody. And you was the only friend I ever had.
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And now I hate you too. You think I like that? I don't.
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And I ain't no diddler.
aintdiddler
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So take your ass, and go up north where they diddle all day. Go! Shoo!
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Get out of here! Get!
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Go diddle up north, you hear? Yankees love that shit.
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Go!
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A man and another man? To use that hole...
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What a dumb motherfucker.
dumbmotherfucker
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I can't believe that shit worked.
believeworked
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Virgil a goddamn genius.
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- Come on, baby. - Okay.
baby
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I'mma take your big ass up north with me.
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Anything you say, chocolate daddy.
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Hey, Master Murphy.
mastermurphy
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Oh really? You think this is funny, huh?
funny
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How about you bend over,
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and you stick your pole into his dirt hole and let's see what happens.
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That's what I fuckin' thought. Get your ass back to work.
fuckin
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- Come on. What is that? - Hey, man. You ain't commit, bro.
aintcommit
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We said we were gonna kiss.
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It's always the same shit, you know?
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Like, it's people who are just deciding that they're upset for whatever reason.
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I have no idea.
idea
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And I don't think I've done anything to elicit that response.
response
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I'm just the one who happens to be caught in the moment
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when somebody is there trying to explode
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or vent their own frustrations about their own lives on me.
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I think it's bullshit, you know?
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Okay. I hear you.
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Can you pinpoint a recent moment where you lost control?
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I didn't lose control.
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I was provoked.
provoked
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You said this incident has been sitting with you.
incidentsitting
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'Cause it's the same thing every day.
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Different face. Same entitled rich guy.
entitledfacerich
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Why don't you take me through what happened?
happened
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Gladly.
gladly
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Sure.
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He didn't hear a word I said after "no."
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I see. So, if you...
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- Oh, no. He wasn't done. - Oh, no. She wasn't done.
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Kept crowing at me like a bird.
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This piece of shit...
piece
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Like a shitty bird with a shitty voice, you know?
birdshittyvoice
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...was just getting started.
started
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The ones you shoot.
onesshoot
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Oh. Mm...
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And how did that make you feel?
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Bad.
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And what did you want in that moment?
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To not be treated like a problem for...
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- Following the rules. - Doing my job.
followingrules
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Okay, I get that.
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So, after talking this all out,
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how do you think the other person may have felt?
person
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Okay. That's our time.
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So, how are you feeling right now as we end?
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Whatever.
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- Fine. - I wish these sessions were longer.
longersessionswish
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Can't believe this shit's $400 an hour.
believehourshits
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What a fucking baby.
babyfucking
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What a little bitch.
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Next!
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- Hi. - Hi.
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I was wondering, are they serving a meal on this flight?
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Yes, for first-class passengers.
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- Great, thanks. - Yeah.
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Oh, um, I'm sorry, sir.
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We're gonna need to check your bag.
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- Really? - Yeah.
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Are you sure? I always travel with this.
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- Leave it there. I'll take care of it. - Okay.
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Thanks.
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Thanks.
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This is for you
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I love my daddy
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It's all for you 'Cause you're my daddy
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This is for you
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I love my daddy
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It's all for you 'Cause you're my daddy
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This is for you
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'Cause you're my daddy
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Do you like it?