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And, hey, on the bright side,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#488
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you saved all these people on the duck boat.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#489
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The media will definitely recognize you
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#490
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as a hero now.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#491
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A duck boat helmed by
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#492
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local diarrhea celebrity Glenn Quagmire
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#493
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collided with a ferry today,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#494
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blocking the only shipping lane into Quahog Harbor.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#495
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The complete blockage will result in months-long delays
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#496
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in the delivery of goods,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#497
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including shipments of hops for beer-making,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#498
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acne medicine, and hair dye for men.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#499
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Mmm, this used to be a town
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#500
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where a man could keep a secret.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#501
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Well, Brian, thanks to you,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#502
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every store shelf in town is empty,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#503
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but at least you landed that plane.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#504
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No one can ever take that away from you.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#505
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The FAA released data today from the black box of a plane
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#506
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that recently saw an emergency landing
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#507
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by civilian passenger Brian Griffin.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#508
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According to the newly recovered data,
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#509
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the airplane's autopilot system
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#510
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actually landed the plane
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#511
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- and not Brian. - [Quagmire] Ha!
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#512
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That's our show for tonight.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#513
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And now, the Channel Five theme music
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#514
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while our audio guy forgets to mute my mic.
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#515
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♪ It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#1
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♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#2
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[all] ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#3
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#4
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♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#5
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#6
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#7
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[all] ♪ He's a family guy ♪
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#8
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Oh, it was nice of the brewery to host this Oktoberfest.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#9
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[German accent] So, guys, turns out everybody hates us
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#17
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for all our world wars, et cetera.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#18
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We need to do something that shows
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#19
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we are fun and silly, and not human exterminators.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#20
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What about beer, pretzels,
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#21
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und horns that go "oompa oompa"?
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#22
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That's good. Very good.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#23
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Yes, that, and little square mustaches because--
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#24
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No more mustaches!
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#25
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Meg, check it out.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#26
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You must make me whole again.
Family Guy
S23E07 — Pitch Imperfect
#31
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