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I've never heard anything so...
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Oh stop shouting at her! You're always shouting at her
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and it's not fair! It's not fair!
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You don't believe this theory, do you?
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– It's non sense, isn't it? – She's so silly!
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– Sugar! – Yeah...
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That's not what's causing it.
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You think it's Irma?
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I'm a man! We're men!
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it's the scientific breakthrough of the afternoon.
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Don't worry, I wasn't about to look foolish
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by jumping to conclusions, so I've sent an e-mail out
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asking everyone's opinions.
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Right. Well, that's a good idea.
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No, sorry. Could you run that part to me again?
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I've sent it to everyone in my address book.
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You should have one.
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Oh you signed it from both of us!
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You signed it from both of us!
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Yes. Along with a list of symptoms.
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"Headachy", "Weakened",
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"Irritability, anxiety!"
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"Breast tenderness!"
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I get that, don't you?
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But you cannot tell the entire I.T. community
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Come on! No one would use that sort of information against us.
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Now, wait a second! They would, wouldn't they? Oh no!
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There's probably a whole website devoted to us already!
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Oh I only posted it about an hour ago.