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- So, you gonna pledge? - I think I am.
Bad Thoughts
S02E01 — Bad Impulses
#119
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Where do you think you're going?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
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- To my room! Ugh! - I am not done talking to you!
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#2
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You never even try to understand me!
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#3
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I'm sorry I don't have the perfect life like you do.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#4
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You think my life is perfect?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#5
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That just goes to show what you understand.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
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- You have it so easy, sweetie. - Easy?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#7
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- You couldn't last one day living my life. - Are you kidding?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#8
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Your life would be a vacation!
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#9
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Ugh.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#10
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You couldn't last one day living my life.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#11
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You never even try to understand me!
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#12
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You think my life is perfect? That just goes to show...
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#13
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Your life would be a vacation!
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#14
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- I'm so old! - How did this happen?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#15
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- Oh my God, there's so much skin. - I cannot believe that this is real!
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#16
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So let me get this straight.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#17
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You guys had a fight about how you don't understand each other.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#18
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And then you went to sleep, and now...
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#19
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I'm her, and she's me!
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#20
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Wait! Ow.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#21
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Why does my wrist hurt?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#22
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- That's my arthritis! Honey, I'm sorry! - Right?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#23
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You can feel her arthritis?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#24
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- Yes. - That's remarkable.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#25
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Oh my goodness. I mean...
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#26
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You're allergic to shellfish. Does that mean you can have lobster now?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#27
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I don't know.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#28
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And will you dream about... her experiences?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#29
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And if I, you know... with you,
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#30
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would that be with her?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#31
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- What are you talking about, Bill? - Baby, I'm a systems analyst.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#32
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I'm just thinking about-- You know what? Forget I said anything.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#33
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Okay.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#34
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We have to fix this, Mom!
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#35
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My final audition for Juilliard is tonight.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#36
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If I don't go, I'll never play violin professionally.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#37
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- Oh my God. - Okay, but seriously.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#38
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How would this work if we were really trying to figure it out?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#39
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If you are her and you are her,
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#40
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then hypothetically,
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#41
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who would I choose if I had to?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#42
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If it was like a life-or-death scenario?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#43
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'Cause I'm trying to figure out who it would make more sense to...
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#44
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You know?
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#45
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- To have sex with? - What?!
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#46
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Hey, jeez, don't say that in front of Kelly... or Nancy.
Bad Thoughts
S02E02 — Bad Perspectives
#47
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