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I'm not going on the couch?
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You don't need me any more, Moss.
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Well, there's obviously nothing wrong with you.
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And I think you're ready now to do without our sessions.
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But I've been feeling depressed!
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Because I'm pregnant.
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I mean... I had a dream that I was pregnant.
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There's nothing unusual about that.
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But when I have the baby,
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I looked down and saw that it was my father!
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– That's normal, Moss. – Really?
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That's the maddest thing I could think of!
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My mother? What if it had two heads?
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Moss! Listen, I think you're fine
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and there are other people here who need me more.
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I've been having dark thoughts.
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Yes. Thoughts about dark things...
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What sort of dark things?
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Things that are dark...
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Darkness... night...
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Things of the night...
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You haven't been thinking about self-harm?
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Self-harm, yes! Harm!
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I do not think that you are suicidal.
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Why? Why not? I tell you,
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I'm at the end of my flipping tether!
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Moss! It's not like you to use that sort of language!
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– Flip off! – Moss!
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Sorry Roy! I may be speaking louder at the moment
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because I'm wearing ear-plugs.
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Why are you wearing ear-plugs?
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– What? – What's this contraption?
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I'm... I'm stealing food from this machine.