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You may scare everybody with those crazy eyes but not me.
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You use your mom as an excuse to not take chances.
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You're never happy unless you're here.
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You're afraid to live your own life.
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Admit that losing this place would kill you.
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- We done? - That's all I got.
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Crazy eyes?
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Low blow.
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[Cox's voice] This guy's gonna need 30 mEqs of KCL.
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Your man Cox is the best.
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I know he's got an unorthodox way of doing things,
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but all the innovators do.
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Now, everybody deserves a second chance.
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Am I right?
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Who are you?
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[elevator bell]
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Jordan. I know you're on your way to the board meeting
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and I know you don't really like me, but...
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I don't dislike you. I nothing you.
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Oh, thanks, that's... that's special.
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I have to ask you a favor.
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But you have to know this is not why we slept together.
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Yeah, you had nothing to do with why we slept together.
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I think we both know that's not completely true.
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Oh, please!
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Even though you're terrified Dr. Cox will find out,
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if I wanted you to go to his apartment
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and have sex with me in front of him, you would.
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Please don't do that.
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You remind me of him when he was younger.
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Then look into your heart and see if you can dig up sympathy
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for someone who means a whole lot to me,
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and probably means a little to you, too.
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- So will you help him? - Ah, sweetie...
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- I went to therapy once. - You did?
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Yeah. Once though, like back in '93 to '94.
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Then a few months in '95.
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And then I went to group, which was a disaster.
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When I went to college it was my first time away from home.
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Things started piling up and I felt I was sinking, you know?
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- Yeah, I do. - And no matter how embarrassing
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you think it might be,
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it's always helpful to talk to someone neutral.
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For example, take a look at me. I am now, thanks to therapy,
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in a healthy relationship with a beautiful woman,
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who won't sleep over because she thinks I broke her mother's leg.