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I am in such a good mood.
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Does she invite the priest for breakfast every day?
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Only when she finds me in bed with some guy. So most days.
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That's not funny. Okay? That's not funny.
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I'm just in a much better place, you know?
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- Do I look different? - What kind of a shirt is that?
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- I am such an idiot. - I'm in a better place.
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So what do you say, my apartment, tonight?
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I'll think about it.
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Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?
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In a better place, look different, feel good, okay?
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That's what usually happens when you see a shrink.
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My patient is a therapist. I'm not seeing a shrink.
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Stop spreading around embarrassing rumors.
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Whoa, I'm just goofing around.
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Besides, the last thing I want to do is upset a crazy lady.
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- T-shirt. - Is anybody up there?
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Up there... up there... up there...
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I'm all alone down here... here... here...
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It's cold.
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I'm frightened.
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Just keep moving. Refocus.
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Think about helping Dr. Cox.
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Ms. Sullivan? Sorry. I didn't realize you're in the bathroom.
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- It's OK, come on in. - [flushing]
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Come in the room, not in here. What's the matter with you?
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Are you even a real doctor?
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Look, I know that you're on the board, and I have this friend.
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Well, he's a mentor...
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- Losing interest! - Sorry.
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He's... Wait, wait. Why are you dressed?
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I'm going to a party. I assume my tests are normal,
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or else you wouldn't be chatting me up.
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Gosh, Huckleberry, I sure hope
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we can go down to the river sometime and race frogs.
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That's it.
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Listen, you spoiled, bossy chore of a woman.
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- Sorry? What'd you say? - You're in now, go for it.
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I'm the doctor here. So put your gown back on,
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get back in bed and shut the hell up!
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- No one talks to me that way. - Well, get used to it, missy.
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Um, I didn't mean to be such a hard ass, just now.
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You can totally wait until I'm gone to put your gown back on.
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- Take off your pants. - Yes, ma'am.
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I know it's tough leaving your mother at home.
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- I'm really glad you're here. - You are?
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Yes, I am.
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And I promise I'm going to make it worth your while.