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- in our basement rec room. - Aw.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#441
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Guess you'll just have to make do
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#442
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with your crinkled ones.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#443
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[laughing]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#444
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Eh.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#445
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Honey, the scattered grain is delicious.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#446
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- You outdid yourself. - Well, don't thank me.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#447
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Thank the good people at Monsanto,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#448
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who make delicious grain that's packed with
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#449
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antidepressants and steroids.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#450
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I'm so glad you decided to come live with us, Meg.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#451
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Me too.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#452
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But I couldn't help feel a little sorry for my dad
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#453
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at the bowling alley.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#454
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He bowled with the lane guards up.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#455
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Without the jeopardy of a gutter ball,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#456
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what is bowling?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#457
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He just has his own way of doing things.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#458
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- Yeah, the wrong way. - Honey...
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#459
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No, she knows. That's why she left.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#460
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No. I left because I love your son,
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#461
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not because I hate my dad.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#462
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Meg, either you hate your dad
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#463
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or you leave this house.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#464
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[gasps] An old tomato.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#465
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You're just like him.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#466
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What did you say?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#467
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You're just... like... him.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#468
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Wait, I... I can't hit you. You're a girl.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#469
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Huh.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#470
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[chicken family screaming]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#471
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Oh, Meg, I'm so happy you realized
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#472
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your place is here at home with your father.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#473
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It really wasn't that.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#474
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It's just... all my stuff is here.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#475
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What stuff?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#476
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Also, turns out Nugget's gay.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#477
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I saw his texts and it's all tiny cocks.
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#478
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Oh, "Nugget" Nugget?
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#479
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[♪ theme music playing]
Family Guy
S23E05 — The Chicken or the Meg
#480
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♪ It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#1
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♪ But where are those Good old-fashioned values ♪
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#2
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[all] ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#3
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#4
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♪ Lucky there's a man who Positively can do ♪
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#5
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#6
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#7
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[all] ♪ He's a family guy! ♪
Family Guy
S23E06 — Dog is My Co-Pilot
#8
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