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- J.D. - Like it matters. Look.
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You seem like a nice, spineless, little boy, so let's be honest.
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I'm here because it was the only way to end
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my beast of a mother's nagging pseudo-concern.
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- That's sweet. - So, do your little tests.
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But first, close the blinds
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and wash off your eighth-grade-dance cologne
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so we don't add nausea to my symptoms.
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I'll need lemon wedges for my sparkling water,
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which, for some reason, you have yet to get.
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- Let me just check out... - Doing things I want first.
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- Your little tests later. - Nice to meet you.
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I hate you.
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Merry Christmas, Dr. Greenberg! I mean, happy Halloween!
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Uh, I am so frazzled. I did not sleep at all.
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In fact, I haven't really slept since I started here.
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It's just so much pressure.
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I can't talk to anyone here. It's so competitive.
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I used to be able to talk to my mom, but now, I don't know,
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she listens, but she just never seems to hear me, you know?
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Lonely, depressed, overwhelmed.
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And sometimes I have no idea how I'll make it through this.
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Oh, no. I don't even like to take aspirin.
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- I'd rather just... - Me!
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Ah, Dr. Cox.
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I've been thinking about your predicament
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and I think I have a solution: cruise ships.
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Everyone'll call you Doc.
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You'll visit exotic ports.
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Heck, maybe you'll even get to meet Charo.
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You should go ahead and enjoy this while you can, Bobby.
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If your evil genie actually does grant your wish,
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and I disappear, the only person you'll have left
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to contend with around here will be yourself.
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And when you really get to know that person,
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oh, dear God, you'll scream so loud,
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Satan will want to rip up the contract you signed
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just so he can get some sleep.
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Look at you with your stiff upper lip.
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I think I'm gonna miss that the most.
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What are you looking at?
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Oh, no, I just... I like your shirt.
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- What kind of shirt is that? - It's a white T-shirt.
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I knew it.
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I will never sleep at your place again.
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It wasn't that bad.